Know your--
Dear Makers!
It's--
No bucking way!
I can't believe it...
On our own stage...
Be cool, be cool...
Uh...
Hello...
Yeah, ummm...
Welcome to our stage...
Hope you like it...
I-If you don't we could change it for you...
I can't believe he's even here...!
Can we have your autograph...?
Just meet us back stage after the show...
...We'll have papers and pens for you to sign...
You know...
...If you want...
...
...The two of you never cease to amaze me with your stupidity...
Queeny!
Bite your tongue!
This stallion is a GOD!
He makes Cap'n look like Snails...
He makes me look like Snails by comparison!
He is just a unicorn...
Just a--
BLASPHEMY!
Do you know who this is?
Standing rather awkwardly on center stage was the idol of Discord and Pip's praises, garbed in his usual baking attire.
It's Joe...
Not just JOE...
This is THE Pony Joe...
Have you any idea what greatness he brought upon this world!?
Dear Makers...
He is the single creator...
The only mastermind...
The one pony with the vision to create...
RICEICLES!
"You're the ones that've been eaten all of my stocks of those?"
Oh yes great one!
Wasting not a moment more, the stage beneath Joe sprang up and launched him up through a sliding door positioned on the ceiling above him.
Queeny!
We were gonna get autographs!
How can you be so heartless!?
...I'm going back on a vacation...
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As usual, Overlord-Flinx, you made me almost die of laughter. I don't know how you do it, but every single chapter of this story is just as funny, if not funnier, than the last. Seriously, though, great job once again. I hope to see more soon!
-BadOCsAndRabidFans
poor Discord. No autographs for him
also BLAST SECOND. Nearly got the first comment on a chapter of something, which apparently is of great importance to raising your social status on any website.
No! Queeny! How could you do it? How could you be so cruel
Almost made me think it was Lauren Faust. When you mentioned a male unicorn, Fancypants was my second guest. Flinx, your's is an enigma wrapped in riceicles, and you should feel proud
What's a 'riceicle'?
You flung the almighty creator of the riceicle...
You...monster...
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Delicious simplicity
And thus a god has been de-....godded
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Nuuuuuu!
i wanted teh riceicles!
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!! damn, now we'll never know how the secret riceicle recipe!
1005816 Is it a popsicle? Is is a pony version of Rice Krispes? Idk, all I know is that I want one.
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De-godded? No, no, no, no, no .... He simply ascended to his rightful place amongst the heavens!
First, I was like "OMC, is that Queen Faust!?!?"
Now, I'm like. "Argh!!! My sides!!!!"
You...Overlord-Flinx... you almost killed me... I almost died of laughter! I will sue you!!
No, but seriously... This was amazing! I did not expect Joe
I love it! Did not expect that one.
Didn't expect it, but found it hilarious! Pony Joe FTW!
Bad Chrysalis! How dare you deprive Discord and Pip of an autograph?!
Riceicles again!
OMG!!! That was hillarious!!!
Who knew somepony as big, gruff, and messy as Pony Joe could make something as epically wonderful as RICEICLES!!!
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Gah, crazy pic
1006552i hope you like my cherry chapstick
1006568
I kissed a girl and I liked it
1006668and i liked it
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It felt so wrong it felt so right
1006736dont mean im in love tonight
1006748 I think we get the point!
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Sorry
1006792just trying to have some fun dont have to turn all mienie pant's on me
1006808 I didn't!
1006811sorry, dint mean to make you cry i was just sayin my mind
1006818 Well that's alright.
1006821 eeyyyup glad t'see y'all fine part'ner
1006792 THANK YOU.
What in the... I don't even... Whaaa?
For a second I though you were going to put Lauren Faust or Buck Norris.
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According to the Grandfather of all Knowledge, better known as Wikipedia, it's what they call Frosted Rice Krispies in England.
Pony Joe, famous for his donuts, and praised for his Ricecicles.
Don't worry, Blank and Cap'n, you'll get him back! You'll uh, just have to ask for help with getting him out of space...
can ponies survive in space?
Oh wow.
That was amazing.
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Apparently, it's a UK breakfast cereal. Basically, Rice Krispies, but it comes wih the sugar already on it, rather than making you waste your first bowl by not knowing to add sugar.
Finally someone appreciates the awe inspiring brilliance of Pony Joe!
1081052 funny I live in England and have never heard about it
LOL.
FUCK YEAH PONY JOE!
Poor Joe.... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ This story!!!
Memetic Badass Pony Joe. Headcanon accepted.
They worship Donut Joe. Priceless.
Joe is love. Joe is life