Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
So, so, so familiar with the stage by now, Twilight cautiously stepped her hoof against the stage floor and curled her wings.
Twilight Sparkle...
...doesn't know the other two aren't here...
"Well now I know. And now I know I can relax a little bit... A... Little... Bit."
Twilight Sparkle...
...uses Spike as a comb...
"That is not physically possible. There's no way I could lift him and angle him in a way that could possibly comb my mane."
Twilight Sparkle...
...just gave the long and short that she thinks Spike is fat...
"Well... He could stand to eat a gem or two less now and again... But don't tell him I said that."
We have recordings...
"Right. Should've remembered that..."
Twilight Sparkle...
...resorts to shaking her flank and assets to win favor...
"I--WHAT!? Shake my--? No! I've never done anything like that!"
Twilight Sparkle...
...thinks the ends justify the means...
"At times--"
Even if that means manipulating a boy's heart that she knows she'll never see again...
"I didn't 'manipulate' anyone's heart. Who told you that lie?"
Twilight Sparkle...
...ATE A CHEESE BURGER!
TWILIGHT!
"I-I-I-I...! I didn't know it was--It was another world--I mean... Uh-uh... GAH!" For once, Twilight made her own escape by spreading her wings and bolting out and up through the roof, shattering a collection of lights on her escape.
Now you know...
Twilight Sparkle...
...What's a cheese burger...?
Something I miss every second I'm in this world...
...By the way...
...Where's the nearest ranch...?
"Vous êtes le plus brut et morceau écoeurant de vil j'ai jamais eu la honte de savoir. Embrassez-moi vous porc!"
"Somehow you even make the language of love sound repugnant... Don't waste our time any more. I do not wish to linger within this horrible land... What was the name of this cesspool again?"
"Son nom, elle est... Prance! La terre la plus romantique en tout de Equestria! Nous devrions nous marier ici. Pour les jeunes."
"Whatever it was you just spouted, same to you. I don't have the stomach to look translations, you cretin... Let's just go already."
"...La sigh."
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Ooh, she's doing nice as a new personality for the fic so far.
Discord wins this chapter My French is as rusty as an old butter knife.
Did you use google translate? Cause Dizzy's french is a little off.
2902734 I looked up the worst possible translation I could.
2902691
I've only took French 1 in highschool during junior year, which ended about a few months ago.
But I'm pretty sure that when you're going to say where you are, it's not "Son nom, elle est... Prance!"
I would have went with, "Nous sommes en Prance!"
Or was it Nous sommes de?
Discord definitely wins this chapter. First he insults Chrysalis while demanding a kiss, and then he proposes to her and she thinks it's an insult. Discord epic win even if he loses.
2902743
Lol. I see!
But really, what do you think is a better translation? Cause I forgot.
"Nous sommes en Prance," or "Nous sommes de Prance?"
I forgot what I should use to say where I'm at.
Just looked up what Discord said on Google Translate. Let's just say he has such a way with words.
And...looks like Chrysalis just got engaged. So that's nice.
2902760 He's saying "Her name, she is named..."
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
2902831
Not exactly the answer I was looking for, but okay.
How could you Twilight! There are Veggieburgers you know!
But Sunset you are good at this... let them feel save with lies and then finish them off with the gruel truth!
On and they are called farms here not ranches and Sweet Apple Acers has many pigsand cows, at least AJ said so in her first show.
Awwww Captain and Queeny finaly geting married! Blank will be so happy.
Sunset Shimmer wins.
Flawless victory.
Sounds a bit odd when you say it out loud.
2903121 Fixed.
Ze culture, eet eez nice, no? Wait, come back, darling fille!
(fun fact: "fille" is girl in French. Make as much use of that joke as possible)
Le ssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
2902743
Clearly. Some of the mistakes here are unforgivable: savoir instead of connaître? Really?
Savoir = to know (a fact), connaître = to be acquainted with (a person)
The More You Know
_ _ - - - - = = = *
(Also, les jeunes? Either they adopted Sunset pretty quickly or Pip's not alone in the family...)
2904370 They adopted her pretty quickly.
2902831
I don't know if it's correct, but google translated that to be "His name is..."
2902934
A ranch is where they raise cattle/pigs/whatever so we can kill and eat them
2905512
I know that but Equestria doesn`t have ranches since they don´t raise to kill. Just wanted to help Sunset since Pip shouldn´t know what a ranch is.
And like shown in the serie and as AJ saied in her first run of Know your Mare, she has some living on her farm. Also they wouldn´t notice 1 or 2 missing. Argh don´t look at me like that AB I was joking!
The cows are alive and sentient. Also, they are bigger than her. One can just sit on her and it be the end of that.
Add to add insult to injury, a cow pie
2906601 True... But they aren't magically powerful. She could just zap one, throw one, or crush it into nothing with her horn.
Adding insult to injury, tenderize.
I'd actually like to see Sunset attempt to obtain a hamburger...
Though she'd have to start lifting...
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2905063 The reason google translate is too idiotic the read proper french, the word for him her and it are roughly the same. on top of that all you pronounce them almost the same also.
Twi manipulated MY heart...
Wow. Sunset is pretty good at this "game". Then again she is a bully in another world.
2905592
Technically, they would have ranches. The slaughter is not usually at the ranch, but rather a slaughter house.
A ranch would be where they are raised, then they are transported for slaughter and fabrication.
They most likely use they animals byproducts like hair, blood, and skin for paintbrushes, makeup, and leather saddlebags. And then they probably use the edible parts to feed the wild animal/griffons.
Bears don't eat pies and cakes, you know.
in englihs this is
You are the most gross and disgusting piece of vile I never got to know shame . Kiss me you pig! "
" Somehow you make -even the language of love sound repugnant ... Do not waste our time Any More . I do not wish to linger Within this horrible land ... What Was the name of this cesspool again? "
" His name is ... Prance The earth 's most romantic in all of Equestria ! We should get married here . For young people . "