Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Three's a Crowd

I have all those aplications you ordered...

Some of these guests I find questionable...

...But it's not my--

...

...Guys...?

...

...

...Where did you two--

A note...?

Mmm...

Mmm...?

...Mmm...!?

Mm...

...

...

Oh...

...I see...

Leaving me behind while you two go knocking around space-time...

...Fine...

Be that way...

...I will remain here...

...And I will bully all these guests on my own...

I will function this as my own show...

...A show with blackjacks...

...and hooks...

...All the things you would not let me have while you two where here...

This shall be...

...perfect...

---

You left queeny a note, right...?

If by note you mean a piece of paper with a phallic image on it that has a frowning face...

...Yes...

Comments

[Slender Pony7]

...

FIRST! Wow, it feels good to finally be able to do that on one of your stories... Well, I think that this is about to get interesting. It will also get very vulgar and cruel. I LOVE IT!

[Chaotic Note]

Just a question: Did anypony else even submitted their OCs?

[overlord-flinx]

2694453 I have fifteen on backlog.

[Chaotic Note]

2694486
Let me guess: You just don't feel like getting to them now?
I know that feel.

[Beyond the Horizon]

2694453

Indeed.

But I am nothing if not a patient person.

[Dirty Bit]

That last line

[DualSoul1423]

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My life is complete.

[demanji]

2694453 did you even check your grammar

[Chaotic Note]

2694836
No.

[shirotora]

Ha! I just posted a chapter in my own fic with Pip and Discord returning from a journey through space-time. It was kind of a nod to this fic.

[SuperPinkBrony12]

This is going to be the fic that never ends isn't it?

[Snowstreak]

2695455

This is the fic that never ends,
For it goes on and on my friends.
Ol' Flinx he started writing it not knowing what it was,
And he'll continue writing it forever just because...

[Snowstreak]

2695189 see my previous comment.

[SolidBlackPanda]

I think the phrase is blackjack and hookers, but this being Chrysalis we're talking about here...that may be more literal than I think.

[darkironpony]

Chrysallis: I'm gonna start my own show and HOOKERS. In fact forget the SHOW!

I couldn't read this without thinking of this. Bender Chrysallis Rodriguez.

[Fallen_Stargazer]

a phallic image with a frowny face?
is that meant to be a visual representation of "dont be a d*** queeny"?

[overlord-flinx]

2695680 What? Who? This is a character I do not know. I most certainly am not making plans for this character. Hah! You are so crazy.

[Dementia Ravenmane]

2695976 It obviously looks like this:
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So the note means:
"Thatsss a very nice ssshow you have there, it would be a ssshame if sssomething were to happen to it..."

[overlord-flinx]

2697170 HEY!

...How did you know?

[Dementia Ravenmane]

2697496

How many phallic-shaped objects with sad faces exists?

[Mecha G]

2694940 I was thinking of that when i read this.

[Tachyon Xenophile]

Another update.
Why not.

[Paladin Redflare]

2694721Why won't you guys leave me alone already? I did the right thing but didn't tell you what I did, besides, I have like 150000 kills.

[SCP Pinkamena]

Blackjacks... and hooks...
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[19jburner]

*googles whatever Discord said on that last line* wtf Discord, you just said that to Pippy.

[MidnightFMare]

2697586 holy crap on a stick!
I thought it was an actual phalus doodle with a sad face!

[Orphan]

2697496
Explain? Please?