Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx

Practice Round: Cheerilee

Time to turn up the heat...

...This one he will not beat...

Is he dead meat...?

It says so on the sheet...

...So let's take a seat...

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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

The elementary school teacher smiled as she heard the altered yet still recognizable voice.

Ms. Cheerilee...

"You can call me Cheerilee. No need for the honorific titles outside of class... Blank."

Oh...

...Right...

Cheerilee...

...has a PhD in flank-bucking...

"Not at all. I have a degree in education."

...And a minor in donkey-kicking...

"Hmmm... No. I can't think of a time I've ever kicked a donkey."

Cheerilee...

...is the leader of Cobra Kai...

"I've never heard of that. Is that one of those clubs my students have?"

Sure you don't know...

...Wink wink...

...Nudge nudge...

"Come again?"

Say no more...

I got it...

"I don't think either of us do."

Cheerilee...

...is the star of Play-colt...

"Play-Wait... Why do you know about that young man!?"

Uh...

Well...

...I AM A STALLION!

Out of nowhere, a fist swung out from the darkness and belted Cheerilee in her stomach, sending her flying off the stage with a loud thud.

Now you know...

Cheerilee...

---

I taught him everything he knows...

Is that why he did so horribly...?

Well...

...Um...

I AM A MAN!

OW!

Why did you punch me in the--

Don't you run away from me!

Comments

[overlord-flinx]

5 more... Still no regrets...

[Pen Brush]

so more then practice rounds please

[Equus Pallidus]

Remember, kids, the key to winning any arguement is to loudly declare "I AM A MAN" and punch someone in the stomach. Even if you're a woman.

Next chapter, does Pip face twin clones of Hitler?

[Fr0stb0lt]

lol really discord did you just punch chrysalis?!
these are great, keep up the good work!

[deathblade]

I AM A READER!
*throws comment in your face and flees*

[DoktorK3]

I AM A DUDE!
*punch*
BZZT~
BZZT~
BZZT~
BZZT~
Let this be a lesson, never punch your computer screen to repeat a meme.

[Krislaf]

is thata reference to linkara?

[Seether00]

Man school is going to be ugly for you tomorrow, young colt.

[Knicknack]

I AM A MAN! Best line ever.

[Sam Cole]

LOL best Blank alone yet!

[SuperPinkBrony12]

1303287 That is what TV Tropes calls 'Did you just punch out Chuital' (or something like that I don't remember the spelling)

Also I AM A MAN! *PUNCH*

[JimboTex]

1303505
I believe you're looking for "Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?" dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_smile.png

[Industrial]

1303286 i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/0/7/5/4075.jpg?v=1
Superman's got you covered

[musicman722]

so...is Cheerilee a star of Play-colt?

I would like to know more about this development...

[Flame6666]

I lost on this one!

[ChibiSama12]

WHAT?!?!?! ONLY FIVE MORE CHAPTERS?!?!?

[Fallen_Stargazer]

ahem.... I AM A BRONY!!! -punches hater in the gut and sends him flying like team rocket-

[JakeDrake]

Awesome. Great job discord. Your making a "Mini-me" wonder what ever happened to screwball though.

[BBJBS]

Oh God, only five left...

[Something Eight]

...I AM A STALLION!

AND I AM A MAN! *falcon punches the air and pulls back Pinkie Pie*
Wait, what the fuck?

[Xerzes]

1303674 You missed.

[Crimson Star]

THIS CHAPTER WOULD'VE MADE ME FAVORITE THIS STORY IF I DIDN'T ALREADY DO THAT!

[infinite scratch]

lol linkara is awesome

[Goldy]

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Sad this is ending soon, though...
Oh well, loved it while it happened!
This'd better go out with a bang!

[zshunter]

Pipsqueak!
He is a man! Punch! Wears a purdy hat!
Pipsqueak!
He has a magic gun! Where'd he purchase that?
Pipsqueak!
Coins, robots, amazons and trucks!
Pipsqueak!

[Northernbolt]

1303286 i think discord missed when he did that to queeny wait...the what did he hit O__________________________________________O

[Phoenix Quill]

[Codyray1]

HAH! Nice. ....Give me a minute to recover as that ending left me with a bad case of the giggles.

[PoniesAreBrilliant]

Practice Round: Luna?

Oh, and they're gonna have hell to pay when the Doctor done being...tricked? I don't even know a word for what's going on with him.

[Web of Hope]

1306544
distracted and Wubbed

[Xuncu]

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[KillerSteel]

...You didn't, did you?

"How did you know I was here?"

You're getting predictable.

"Oh yeah? How predictable?"

You're in the corner again, aren- GAH!!!

"HA! Didn't see THAT coming, did you!?"

Why are you-

"I'm bored and everypony already knows who I am."

...Well, you been reading this?

"Yeah, I have."

And?

"Eh."

...Seriously?

"By 'eh', I mean it's the work of a genius. Obviously, it has to be; I'm on the staff, after all."

...Uh huh.

*Steel smirks at Discord, raising an eyebrow.*

"What's that look for?"

Nothing...nothing.

"Anyway, thought I'd drop by, see what's going on..."

Chrysalis is looking for you, isn't she.

"...Yes."

You'd better hide in the corner then.

"And who should hide in the corner?"

*Discord's and Steel's eyes widen, and they freeze in place.*

Uh...

"I-I swear, I didn't lead her here..."

"Of course you didn't...but it's all too easy to follow you."

Tell me you have a plan...

"Thinking...thinking..."

*Chrysalis comes up and slowly wraps her hooves around Steel's and Discord's necks, pulling them close.*

"No plan...is getting you out of this room..."

*The door slams shit, wrapped in a green aura, and the combined, terrified screams of Steel and Discord echo out into the night-time distance. Of course, no one heard them, because that would ruin the sense of a horrifying ending, wouldn't it? Nope, Chrysalis had her way with them.*

*Quick double raise of an eyebrow and a smirk.*

If you know what I m-

*SMACK*

OW!

"Speak like that again, and I feed you to the drones."

Apologies, ma'am...

[Whiteeyes]

I AM A BUNNY! *punches Golden Harvest through her carrot cart* Jackpot! nom nom nom nom carrots are delicious.

[cloudedguardian]

LINKARA REFERENCE?! EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!

[Crusadin]

Linkara FTW! Have you finished this story already like you said you would... you're making it difficult for me to catch up. I might just have to double speed reading through these.

[Dragaen]

Sure you don't know...

...Wink wink...

...Nudge nudge...

"Come again?"

Say no more...

I got it...

good stuff

[19jburner]

'Practive Round: Cheerilee'
OH SHET! Pippy might freak out...

Cheerilee...

...is the star of Play-colt...

Ooh, BURN!

[Paton Pendeng]

Monty Python Flying Circus Reference... Check!

[Serefin]

Linkara reference? Well played, young Pip. Well played...

[Scourge012]

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[Skyguy7_13]

PIP IS A MAN!
At least Cheerilee wasn't an android.

[dragonspinner33]

i am black * punches everyone and runs away*

[Exterminate Regenerate]

I AM A MAN!

LINKARA!

[Random Dude]

idk why but i laughed like a madman at the end