PRACTICE ROUND: Spike.
Are you sure he's ready...?
Listen--
I don't think he's ready...
...He can't do this...
I'm calling it off...
Just let him try you twit...
But...
This is for his own good...
Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
"...I hear only one of you. Where's the other two?"
Bu'y...
...I mean busy...
So I'll be doing you all by me--myself...
"Uh-huh..."
What...?
I can do it...
"I didn't say anything."
Spike...
...switches Twilight's books around when she isn't looking...
"Why would I do that?"
Why would you do that...?
"I don't do it."
But I just said you did...
"Then you're lying."
Children don't lie...
"Yes they do."
They do...?
"Yeah."
Aren't you a child...?
"Well--"
So maybe you're lying right now about me lying about some lie you lied about...
"I-- Wha?"
Spike...
...Helps Trixie rob tip jars...
"Once! The service wasn't-- Wait.. I'm not saying any more."
Yes you will...
"No I won't."
See...?
you just did...
"You made me say that to answer you!"
Why do you keep lying...?
You said you weren't going to say any more...
"But I--"
Liar liar, scales on fire...
"Ah--"
Spike...
...has 'The Sultry Argonian Bard' under his bed...
"Oh now that's a lie!"
Is it...?
"I'd never read that stuff!"
What stuff is that...?
"You know... That stuff..."
Well I don't know what kind of stuff that is so I'll just say you know what that stuff is because you read that stuff...
"But--"
Now you know...
Spike...
"But they don't!"
You know what...
...You're right...
I'm sorry Spike...
Here's a gift for me being sorry...
From the darkness, a book fell down before Spike with a brown cover. Spike picked it up and smiled. "Woah! It's a first addition of "The Lustful Argo--"
AH HAH!
You do know what it is!
"But--I--" Spike franticly looked around before sprinting off stage, still holding the book close.
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Don't get your hopes up everyone... But I MAY have something awesome cooking up for you guys in the near future...
haha go pip go
1265424
Mmmmm, smells lovely! Can't wait for it to be served! :D
What is that book anyway.....
Spike reads porn... K.
Elder Scrolls reference!
1265474 The Elder's Scroll reference. Here's a link. Also where's that community/OC chapter you promised us?
LOL pip, you genius. I bet Discord is proud of you.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Discord.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png
1265474 I'm not sure if The Sultry Argonian Bard is a real book, but there's one titled The Lusty Argonian Maid or something like that. It's a book in the Elder Scrolls series and it details a conservatively mild bit of written pornography.
EDIT: The other guy put it better.
1265552 I stated a bit back that I will get to it... I'm just keeping the story going so I don't seem dry...
1265554 Sultry is in Dawnguard.
1265554 At least 1 other guy commented this. Who replied better?
1265473 You think so? I think it has a dash of humor mixed in with a few cups of disaster.
Oh, Spike...
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It's back! Almost better than ever too! I say almost because hardly anything tops the earlier chapters.
Spike. . . the epitome of digging your own grave. Kudos to Pip.
Way to go Pip
Outsmarted...by Pipsqueak...
1265424
What, and this isn't awesome?
I think Pip just graduated!
spike got owned
That was the greatest exchange between young people I have ever seen.
Pip - 1
Spike - 0
Aw yeah Pip!
Discord would be proud Pip, you're really getting the hang of this.
Good warm up pipy
Hilarious as usual, Flinx. Sorry I haven't commented until now, I'm really enjoying the series. It pains me to do this, but:
Towards the end, when Spike is happy about his new book, I believe 'addition' would be 'edition'. Nitpicking! Sorry again, but it had to be done.
Looking forward to more,
Calligraphy.
1265424 When is the next audience chapter coming out? I CAN'T WAIT TO BE IN THIS!!!
hahaha YES go PIP
ya taught him well capn I mean.. discord..
Yes! Elder Scrolls! A reference I actually got! Whoohoo!
Ahem...that is all. Oh, and good job Pip.
1266802 In time... In time...
*sniff* they grow up so fast.
1265614 The other guy did, he provided a link.
1266973 Wait, I provided a link.
1266985 Yes, so it was you who replied better. Sorry, I derped a bit
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Awwwww yeah!
Guess what?
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Nice one Pip!
Now now young man, that kind of reading material isn't appropriate for boys your age. No Lustful Argonian Maids for you!
I, however, get to have all the Argonian Maids I want, lustful or otherwise.
Yay Elderscrolls reference!
Very nice chapter, would have loved a comment at the end from the other two about his performence though
So Queeny...still think he's not ready?
who were the other three hosts
i give the a moustasche
1265474
Well, it's a book in the Elder Scrolls series...and it's technically porn...so yeah...
Haha, silly Pip, coaxing out Spike's secrets!
Pip, you be OWNIN' the shit outa spike
When I saw "The Sultry Argonian Bard" I knew this would be good.
And then, the sequel, and I died right there.
that's our Pip.