Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
The spotlight shown brightly on the inky black queen, her slick hair framing her stoic expression.
Italic Voice...
"I believe they've put together who I am by now you dolt..."
...I think she just called you stupid...
Here I was about to feel bad for this...
"Would seem you've learned nothing from me... never feel bad."
Alright...
Let' play...
Queen Chrysalis...
...has a silly voice...
"To the underdeveloped ear, that may seem so. Thank you for reminding me how dim you are."
Queen Chrysalis...
...is not a monarch...
"I'm not... I'm simply so loved among my people that I was dubbed a queen. But I assure you... it's anything but a monarchy."
Queen Chrysalis...
And we use the term Queen very loosely...
As lose as the Queen is herself...
"Excuse me, what was that remark?"
Nothing, nothing...
Queen Chrysalis...
...is a terrible planner and actor...
"A bit, I'll admit. Yet the proof of otherwise is that I had all of Canterlot eating out of the flats of my hooves."
Do you even have hooves...?
"Hmph..."
Queen Chrysalis...
...her body is full of holes...
"For any other species, yes. But for a changeling it's normal."
Queen Chrysalis...
...has an unhealthy obsession with herself...
"Perfection should always be obsessed over. I suppose you could never understand that, creature."
Don't worry Cap'n...
...I've got this one...
Queen Chrysalis...
...really likes the two of us...
"Hah! I have never heard such insane lies in my whole life! The very idea is insane."
Queen Chrysalis...
...thinks our ideas are insane...
"That goes without repeating."
Queen Chrysalis...
...forgets that more than half the ideas are her's...
"I mean your ideas are insane, mine are brilliant."
Really...?
What about the idea of singing your plans in a castle filled with guards...
"They didn't hear me, did they?"
And what about that amazing plan of turning away from your hostages and giving them enough time to beat you...
"An under-sight... I'll admit... but--"
Wait a moment...
Doesn't she feed off of love...?
You're right...
She does...
So that means she was beat by her own food...
"Love is an unstable element, it happens some times."
Queen Chrysalis...
...admits that this isn't the first time she was beaten by love...
"I reserve the right to not respond to that..."
Queen Chrysalis...
...is a coward...
"You dare call me a coward!? What more lies will you spout!?"
Queen Chrysalis...
...is in denial...
"I am never in denial. I accept everything except lies. So I'm afraid I can't accept your lies about me."
That's funny...
...you were fine with this kind of stuff until now...
"That was before--"
Oh...
"You better not..."
Queen Chrysalis...
...can't take what she dishes out...
"I very well can!"
Queen Chrysalis...
...is beautiful...
"Go on... I'm waiting for the punch line."
No...
...I mean that...
...You're beautiful...
...it's just your gross personality no one can stand...
"Why you little punk..."
Oh...
And that wasn't even a lie...
That's the truth...
Queen Chrysalis...
...likes Discord...
"Slander. Lies and slander is all this show is now!"
Only because you made it that way...
"No matter. Carry on with your insults."
No...
"Excuse me?"
We're done...
"Why?"
A few reasons...
One...
...we're not as bad as you...
"Hmph..."
Two...
...you're not really worth our time...
"Mhph..."
But most of all...
...we have the perfect way to end you...
"...No... No you wouldn't..."
We would...
Queen Chrysalis...
...We...
"No... please..."
...love you...
"AH!"
You can say or do whatever you want...
...but that's it Queeny...
We will always love you...
"Silence yourselves!"
Awww...
...look at her...
...she's panicking...
You know what that means...
"What?" suddenly, the spotlight shut off for a brief moment before the entire room was lit up, making the queen's eyes shrink with fear. "No... No..."
"Yes..." Before Chrysalis could react, she felt two unmatched arms loop around her and pull her into a hug while her front legs were brought into a smaller one.
Both Pipsqueak and Discord gave a heart filled laugh as they embraced the Changeling queen. "We love you so much Queeny."
"NOOOOOOOOO! Kill me! Throw me in a dungeon! Please! Make it stop!"
"She's so 'appy, she's cryin'!"
First! Love this fic-it's excellent. Got all the voices right. All of them. Bwahahahahaha!
DAW! Discord hugged her....for the chaos, probobly
FIRST!!! Not that I really care, I just wanted to say it
Yay, I was right all along which ones were the voices!
Excellent chapter! *applause*
YES YES YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D'awwwww! I approve!
... Been reading since yesterday! Love this one the best!!!
Discord hugging someone?
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Well, that was freakin' awesome.
Those three should so go on an adventure! It would be totally fun!
That's amazing, and disapointing at the same time,
Perfectly executed
Now she will be scarred for life and won't be able to think about eating without this playing in the back of her mind
You used my ideas?
//spaz
This roasting of Queen Chrysalis was brought to you by your roast master general: Discord and now a word from our sponsors
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Bwahahaha, excellent!
I hate to say it but I don't get the ending. Could someone explain it to me?
Ya love to death. Bwhahahha!
*Ba dum tss*
Congrats.
NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!! Wait a second..did they just beat her with love again? YYYYAAAAYYYY!!!!
Again with the love beating?
You were beaten by a child, a spirit of chaos, and hugs.
In the words of Linkara,
You are pathenic.
it was discord the whole time!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png
makes me like him more
he gives zero fucks about statues of him, he makes fun of them!
great chapter, makes me want to reread all of it, to put in the voices
748547 Oh... the show isn't over yet... not even close.
I called Pip, but the other two were a surprise. Well done.
Also, it was hilarious, so there's that.
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even better
...
did not see Discord as Bold...
the other two, yes; Discord I did not see
I, too, don't get the ending. She was beaten by a shield spell that was helped in being made by sharing magic, not by pure love. So why is loving her a bad thing? She even says she's loved by her people. Wouldn't that just empower her because she's getting love instead of having to steal love?
Bah! I agree with Pip though; she's beautiful, but her personality isn't.
748594 It's a play on the sort of irony that no matter what she does those two will always love her; and because of that she know that she can't get rid of them. She is bound to the two of them, who constantly mess up her work against the others. It's sort of hard to explain, being both ironic and symbolic of a sort of relationship... but mostly it's supposed to be funny
Maybe because it's love from discord? It probably turns his love into a poison.
YES!!!! THE ULTIMATE OWNAGE!!! also, I KNEW IT!! all the info i collected, pointed to those three!! lol.
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I don't know which amuses me more; The fact that two people called first, or the fact that neither of them got first.
Though this chapter is more amusing than either of those.
Also, LAST!
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Ah, yes, I see it now. I took it literally and thought it was actually harming her. I recall a couple of skits that did that in some tv shows. Good show ol' chap. Good show.
Yay! XD
I'm still trying to figure out why Pipsqueak is one of the voices.
Some of these lines, they sound familiar...*wink wink* 'Tis always good to have an author who listens to his viewers.
And also, I wuv these three together. So dysfunctional, yet lovable. It okay Chrysallis, we ALL WUB YOU!
This was hilarious!
This calls for keyboard-mashing and five happy Twilight
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ohmygosh!!! you used one of my ideas!!!!!
748558 what else can happen? we know who the voices are.
749355 Different roads from here. One, YOU know who the voices are, but THEY don't . Two, we could get a new batch of voices in for a new mix of fun. Three, we still have Dr. Whooves, all of the rematches, third rounds for those that lost and won one, a few more group slams, the final voice reveal... this thing could go on for another 12 chapters while still being pretty fresh... Also the mega ultra super fantastic shocker finale for chapter 60.
Fantastic!
749392 60!?!? This. Is. AWESOME!!! Can't wait!
T-that was b-b-beautiful!
I am still laughing at this, it was hilarious!
Great job!
But... Why is Pip there? Doesn't he know that Discord and Chrysalis tried to destroy Equestria?
750087 Good question... let's keep watching to find out
Alright, I need to ask you ALL a favor. I need an editor. I can't really do much in paying, but I really need one. Does anyone know anyone or are able to be a skilled editor?
Well the jerk finally got what she deserves. haha!
I love you. I just thought you should know that.
i tis show
yay! I proposed the idea for coward and denial!
Ha, Chrysalis got owned!
In the words of Rainbow Dase "AWWW YEAH" That was great