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// Special: "Myself" 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Hello viewing public...

Blank, Shim-Sham, Queeny, and Cap'n are all out on a vacation for now so...

...Yeah...

They put me in charge of entertaining you until they get back...

...

...

...So how about that Mayor Mare...?

I mean...

...May she or may-her not am I right...?

Eh...

What else do I got...?

Oh-uh...

We have a guest...!

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Myself...

...wears white after labor day...

Awww! Ya got me!

Hah... Eh...

Myself...

...slaps orphan granola trees...

That didn't make sense...

I know...

...I'm running out of jokes...

That implies you had jokes...!

WOOOOOOOOAH!

HAH-HAH...!

Yeah...

...Got me...!

So...

...Now you know me...

...

...

...

...So how about that Spitfire...?

Wow...!

She's got some spit to her fire am I right...?

...

...I should've ended on the "woah"...





You left WHO in charge!?

Stop worrying...

...They'll do great...





--And I mean...

...They call her Trixie for a reason am I right...?