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// FINAL BATTLE: Rainbow Dash 
// Story: Know your Mare 
// by overlord-flinx 
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Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

For the mare within the single light it had been a long time away from this show. But that didn't stop her from looking unsure.

Rainbow Dash...

...is a prospector...

"Gold miner? As if I'd take a job on the ground."

Rainbow Dash...

...is an anti-groundite...

"Is that even a word."

It is in my book...

"Well... I'm thinking that means I'm against things on the ground? Which isn't true at all."

Rainbow Dash...

...runs a factory...

"No... I don't work in a factory either."

What DO you do for a living...?

"I'm unemployed?"

Rainbow Dash...

...shares hobo beans with Trixie...

"I'm not homeless! I just don't have a job... And Trixie eats hobo beans?"

Rainbow Dash...

...offers special services for money...

"HEY--"

Like walking dogs...

"Oh..."

And a few other things related to dogs...

"Oh--Wait a minute!"

Now you know...

Rainbow Dash...

"No way! They think I'm homeless and a prostitute!"

We said prospector...

"You were hinting at it!"

Whatever your mind goes to is your own business...

... Weird-o...

Rainbow Dash's expression become overly confused as she just decided to fly off this stage and pray it would be the last time she saw it.