Twilight Sparkle is intent on just finishing this accursed piece if it takes her all day. She will stop at nothing to ensure that she gets this absolutely perfect.

This requires solitude, peace and dedicated focus!

Pinkie decides that's boring and wants to help save Twilight from herself. Hilarity and awkward misunderstandings ensue as an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

"Twilight isn't exactly a social pony." Could win me the Understatement of the Year award.

However, what most ponies don't know is that Octavia, a high-class socialite, isn't exactly much better herself, despite countless rumours about a liason between her and a certain DJ.

Now, drawn back to the upper-classes that she tried so desperately to get away from, can Twilight Sparkle find solace, and companionship, from one of the very socialite ponies of her past that she is so desperate to escape?

Specter Shift is not a normal pony. Unfortunately.

Turns out having power beyond your wildest nightmares only serves to isolate you.

What does a pony do when they have the power over life and death itself, but all they want is a friend?

Obviously the first answer is talk to Twilight Sparkle.

Things don't exactly turn out well for anyone involved.

With great power comes great irresponsibility.

[I have just realized this story has -not- been proofread yet. I apologize for the inconvenience.]

Twilight Sparkly has completely, irrevocably betrayed Celestia's trust.

She was to be incarcerated into a dungeon in the place she was banished...

But Celestia can think of a worse fate.

Twilight Sparkle must complete magic kindergarten, again. Or else.

Pinkie Pie, Ponyville's Party Prodigy.

Before Twilight, Pinkie came to Ponyville and changed the lives of all the residents, hopefully for the better.

What, exactly, did happen during those arduous first days?

Leaving the farm with no plans, no money and, worst of all, no baked goods, how does Pinky 'settle' into her new life of love, laughter and the eternal search for the perfect pastry?