//------------------------------// // Agenda. // Story: Know your Mare // by overlord-flinx //------------------------------// Alright... ...Who's first on our list...? ...I thought you had it... No... ...I gave it to you... And I gave it back because I have nowhere to put it... Bravo you two... ...Five minutes into our first day and you're already doing a fantastic job... Don't get your tail in a twist Box-Car... ...We'll just have to call around... No... ...I have a much better idea... I'm in need of a good chuckle... ...Do tell... Our predecessors used to target background ponies as well as the main events... ...Then why haven't I-- Silence... ...The intelligent are talking... ...And seeing I'm the only one who is intelligent... Shush... Until they return in who knows when... ...We can break the golden rule... The golden rule...? Oh yes... ...We can go to a level they never could go or were willing to go... ...Wait... ...You're not talking about--? That I am... ...We'll attack... THE AUDIENCE!