Know your Mare

by overlord-flinx


FINAL BATTLE: Lyra

Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...

Once more it seemed that courtesy was being given to Lyra as she was once more given a chair to sit on however she pleased.

Lyra...

...refuses to give any of her wealth to aid the 'GTOTSY Fund'...

"The Gaining Transsexual Opossums True Sanctioned Yams fund?"

...Cap'n is that a real fund...?

If it's not it should be...

And it's the 'Getting Trixie Off Twilight Sparkle's Yard' Fund...

"...Well that's just silly."

Lyra...

...

...Were are you two going...?

We're going to go start the Gaining Tran--

We're in the middle of a show...!

Are you saying the transsexual opossums don't deserve yams...?

...They're opossums...!

Fine...

...We'll do it later...

"I'd donate to that."

See...?

Lyra would donate to that...

She's the one who--

Never mind...

Lyra...

...legally changed her name to John Smithy...

"That's a guy's name!"

Lyra...

...didn't deny the name change...

"I didn't legally change my name to John Smithy. There, happy?"

Lyra...

...Didn't change her name to John Smithy...

"There..."

...Changed it to Joan Smithy...

"That's the same--"

Now you know...

Joan Smithy...

"They may know Joan Smithy, but they don't know me," Lyra huffed as she slid off from her chair and wondered out off the stage.