Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

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“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Breathing terrible life into monstrous pony porn.

I write horse words.

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"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

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A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

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I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

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space is a waste

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

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