Here to pillage. Here to plow.

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Hi I'm here for porn. Here's a link to my Kofi page if you want to support me:https://ko-fi.com/zadrex

Welcome to main page readers! my name is Floral Essence (aka NinjaMare), and here you will find mostly HiE fics, among other kinds of fics. hopefully you all enjoy what I have to offer.

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

My Linktr.ee

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

Shut up. Just write.

Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

Every thing that has a beginning has an end. I'm both the beginning and the end for I'm Ragnarok!

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

I’m like a literary siren, feeding off the negative emotions of fictional characters. Patreon

Biological organism known as a human

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

"It is my sworn duty to protect the harmony of the Haremverse but if ones so salty try to disrupt this harmony in any way, THO SHALL GET RIGIDITY WREAKED BITCH BOI!"

US Navy Sailor, aka Iroh A. Boat

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

What is life but a story with an infinite possible endings. Care to see where yours goes?

Um... hi. I like reading, writing and drawing. Sorry, I don't take commissions/requests anymore, I don't trust myself in finishing them. Have a nice day/night, everyone.

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

downvote B_25 also known as Beterson_25 also known as second letter of the alphabet otherwise known as Bruh_25

Reader and writer of all things shipping and Rainbow Dash. Also, AppleDash will forever be the ultimate ship.

Several twinkles short of a glitter

Just a simple guy who likes making stories.

Plums in a bag and complexity addict. Chances are there's more to what you're reading than meets the eye.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Some random noob who can't write who's here anyway

Just another casual writer, casually reading and casually writing.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

VA/Dramatic Reader, YouTuber, & Writer | Connect with me here

I don't even know what I'm doing. Maybe I'll post some stories. If I see a story I like that cuts-off suddenly without a conclusion, I may ask the author if I can finish what they started.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

I am a person that physically exists. That much I assure you! -Creator of ShadowsVerse-

"We're all about one thing: more power! Argh! Argh! ARGH!"