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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
A lot has happened, and I mean A LOT. But... I'm slowly coming back. May need help with that.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).
Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.