I can't believe this name wasn't taken.

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Kofi

Why am I still here?

Life's still pretty great

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Physics Student, High-Powered Rocket Engineer, Latter-Day Saint, Writer, Vector Artist, and loves adorkable bookworm pony.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Hello. I studied philosophy; I program computers; I usually agree with LWers; I wish I could live forever; I'm pretty normal.

One way of putting my main goal in life: Ensuring I am on the devil's most wanted list and a threat to him every day.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"More content soon™" -said before disappearing for months

I've written ponies, I've written Pokémon, I've written SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris#1276

I actually am a scientist!

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

Bring the Dawn is almost finished!~

You ever just like, ?

Can one report oneself? One sec, I'm gonna check if- THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

Just another Joe Shmuck on the internet who writes stuff. Some people think my stuff is great; I don't know what's wrong with them.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Who is this idiot?

For reviews see pinned blogpost - 🇭🇺 - "Kicsit zöld, kicsit chanszökevény, de a miénk."

Black Lives Matter, this isn't hard

Short, sweet, slightly silly smut stories.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales