Rus | Man is the warmest place to hide.

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Slava Ukraini!

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

“You found it offensive, I found it funny, that why I’m happier than you”

Some random noob who can't write who's here anyway

No.

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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I hope you have a good day, every single day.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Too much to write; too little time

"You think you know me..."

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!