I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Abandoned as an infant and raised by wolves, I was discovered and brought to civilization last Friday, since when I... huh? Oh, er...

space is a waste

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

okay now kiss!

loves tiaras.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

I wrote my first fanfic in 1993 and have been writing every since.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I left, but now I'm back. Now tell me, who the heck is this Sombra guy, and why does he look like he crawled out of the OC pits of DeviantArt?