I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Made from 100% potato.

If you can't brighten them with your brilliance. Baffle them with your bullsh*t

"With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it doesn't seem like such a bad thing to me to wanna put a little bit of it back together"

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I type stories using my hands

Totally not a changeling pretending to be a unicorn so she can write stories and not be chased out of town.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Howdy

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

Is that a terrorist?!?

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

I salt mah pingas over nine thousaaaaand times in ten seconds flat.

space is a waste

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

If you like Dr. Pepper like I do, then we should totally talk.

Unicorn Developer

Hello ladies and gentlemen!

Just a reader. Nothing much. May write a story. Y'know. Never seen a pony like me, have you?

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.