King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

A fellow traveler...

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.