"A world without friendship is a lonely world indeed."

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My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

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I am an avid reader and writer on Fimfiction. So much so, that I simply do not have the time to be writing a long biography.

Writer, Editor, and Shipper of Good Ships. Your typical cotton candy haired lesbian. Yes, I have pronouns. No, you can't have them.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

Young, Clueless, a dragon with hunger for a hoard of knowledge but my hoard is to be spread with friends, families and more.

If you figure out what the Mithras in my name references, we are soul buddies.

To be written later

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Compulsive reader, novice writer.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

"If I had asked people what they wanted, They would have said faster horses." -Henry Ford The easiest way to tell a man's character is how well he treats the people he doesen't have to.

I'm a Fan Fic writer, that's all you need to know, I'm just out to entertain the best I can.

I'm obsessed with ponies, Fluttershy, me, myself, and I. PM me for an art trade/free request!

U-um... I like ponies...

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Minecraft, Kathryn Lasky books, MLP, and muffins are my favorite things. Have a muffin!

I make really stupid stories, but it's fine since I enjoy making them.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

Just your typical mediocre writer trying to make up for his lack of skill at the craft by producing shlocky unoriginal fanfiction!

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Guess whose back?!

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

I became an enthusiastic Brony when I discovered MLP:FiM between seasons 3 & 4 via the review/analysis community. I hope you like my contributions.

Not much to say really. Fourth year Comp Sci student that is mediocre at a lot of things. Coding, drawing, stories, MTG, you name it. Diagnosed with multiple sclerosis 6 or so years ago

Just a weird smelly guy who writes stuff

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.