I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Yorkshireman and tea drinker.

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

One word to describe myself... (doesn't follow instructions well)

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.

Too much to write; too little time

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(

I am the Emperor of Cake.

Sa dude, what's up? Nothin? same. I got some writing, I think. Not professional, just like doing it. Anyway, see ya. Cheers.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I like to make fun of poor people.

POV: You're feeling down at Bee-lzebub's party and she's about to shove some cotton candy into your cakehole.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

The magic comedy hoers.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

I write pony fiction and I love it! Tell me what you think and you never know, I may use it!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Half of everything is luck, James.

"You think you know me..."

I'm

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Just some random guy. [Retired]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Sometimes I write stories.

I've been writing for about 15 years now, and if there's one thing I want, it's to whisk my readers away into another world, where they can lose themselves in the fantasy.

Offical Writer of MLP:BA and lover of the comedy genere. Read my stuff or don't.

This and That and a big striped cat.

Night-horse is not entertained.