I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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Welcome to my little den of sin, hope you enjoy your stay!

Made from 100% potato.

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

I just recently started to write stories directly towards the FiM actively, though I have been writing for years, publishing numerous stories at Mibba and the eventual pony story, as far as to the MLP

Stay a while and enjoy your time.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Coffee. Coffee is life. Coffee is death. Coffee is God. Long live Coffee.

Name's Qrow. They/Them

Yo, the name's Wind. I'm just someone looking for a place in the world. I also write stories about adventures I've heard or been on from time to time.

Honor. Courage. Commitment. Everyone should strive to abide by these three ideals.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I write weird shit. That's really it.

Perpetual optimist.

The guy with too much time, and not enough drive to write.

big is best | patreon! | subscribestar!

I am never serious.

please no punterino Starlight Jimmer

Trees, birds, bees.

This has been dead for a long time. I return now and again for various reasons, but I've moved on from here.

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

who me

The slightly insane brony out to just have fun and hope to get a little praise along the way. Nice to meet you!

A quiet mouse who worries too much. I lurk often and write rarely. I swear I'll finish something, someday.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I think that I'm Tom Cruise