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Jack of all trades, master of none. I've got too many ideas and not enough time, so expect few updates on a bunch of stories.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

What to do with my life now

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

I am a simple author trashbag with far too many OCs for his own good. You may or may not see them, except you will definitely see them, don't think you won't.

Somewhere, in the vast recesses of web space, a silly man battles the forces of overused photoshop filters, 360 no scope headshots and spaghetti code...

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.