Celestia lays an egg, really, there's nothing more to it.
Okay maybe a love triangle is involved somehow, but that's really it.
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What... in... the hells did I just read?
This is Discord's doing isn't it?
I was in the middle of my Math class and busted out laughing.
I'm in trouble... it was worth it!
Tor lorek san, bor nakka mur,
Natromo faan tornek wot ur.
Ter Lantern ker lo Abin Sur,
Taan lek lek nok--Formorrow Sur!
Twilight was The father....
magic i guess.
absolutely nothing abnormal here.
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Woot! You posted it!
(and I got blamed! yay!
)
4914455 Hooray! I found you again!
4914538 Really? The oath of Knowledge.
Shouldn't it be something more like:
In Days of Peace,
In Nights of War,
Obey the Laws
Forevermore.
Misconduct Must be
Answered For,
Swear Us the Chosen
The Alpha Corps!
This is going in my group.
So wait, what the bloody hell was in the egg?
I can't believe the levels of swears that were used in this. Those are level 7 swears....I swears it.
4915962 A kinder surprise?
4/20 blz it m7
I liked the part with shreck
I was just about to take a bite of my sandwich when suddenly this appears...
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... Normally I'm fairly respectful about these things, but...
By Luna's shining moon and Celestia's fat ass please make a sequel.
I just can't help but imagine a baby alicorn hatching looking adorably up at Celestia then
"Book!"
Luna: "Well that settles who the father is then, come along my niece let your mother have a psychotic break in private."
Baby: "Book?"
Luna: "Of course"
Celestia: *twitch*
Okay I have no idea what events transpired before this, but I do know that this was glorious
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A FAN-FICTION ON THE INTERNET!
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Somehow this was pretty good
Also
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What the actual fuck was that.
What.
I think I liked it though.
Someday explaining where foals come from to the (I assume) pony that hatches out of that egg is going to be an ordeal, unless they decide to just outright lie to him/her/it about it's unique 'birth'. Which would probably happen just for comedy, but I would hope Twilight at least would be too uncomfortable with lying to her child(?).
Watch a cat hatch out of it, though.
I, too, want to know what was in the egg, but otherwise this was a delightfully absurd story.
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Lol. I can see Twilight knocking Celestia up, and Discord as payback for his dick still being stony, making her lay an egg. Still all in all ... it was a pretty good fic.
There's absolutely nothing funny or entertaining about this story.
This is not funny...
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Some seem to disagree :P Hope one of my other stories can make you laugh.
wait what!!! im so confused
Any chance of a sequel where the egg hatches into Discord, or something crazy like that?
BUT WHAT HATCHED?
I want to know what came from the egg, how twilight became the father, and (Also for probably the worst thing in my comment yet) what came first celestia or the egg. (ALICORNS COME FROM EGGS)
How is twilight the father? and when did they even have time to have sex or whatever you call it?
In the words of the 11 and 12, both being tenant, doctor, "what? What? What?!"
One word:
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Make a sequel
8/10
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This was my reaction to seeing this fic.
Why do you know my reaction so well.
Get out of my head.
'Twilight was the father.'
I fell out of my chair.
DISCORD? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
So you must have recently seen this image on DA, huh? (Leave it small, it's really big)
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I was like....Discord. It's all his fault. But nope.
*Reads authors's note* Goddam you society, goddam you.
*Shrugs*
>Ecocat<
Well then.
Meh it's okay story had me laughing.