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TheSexyMenhir


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I've described how the events unfolded time and time again; I spoke of celestial choirs, of rays of light descending from above, of the whole world holding it's breath for a moment before hailing her coming. I described how the earth split asunder, the fire from the depths encircling her, as if she was some kind of demon. I've spun metaphors, similes and onomatopoeia all to describe that reality shattering moment. It was all a lie. The truth is, when she ascended to godhood, the only sound that could be heard was a faint "poof".

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Pinkie turns into an Alicorn an hijinks ensue. May contain, the perfect cupcake, mental breakdowns, self degrading humor, and the biggest party known to Ponykind.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 20 )

Love a tongue twister as the title (not being sarcastic it was very creative).
P.s. Maybe you can read my story called my dy in ponyville

1731708 not just a tongue twister, an alliteration !!! MWAHAHAHAHA

Okay nonsense aside, thanks for my first comment.

Sure I'll give it a look.

And I thought Discord was chaotic... The true goddess of chaos has awoken! :pinkiecrazy:

Just a heads up: Chapter two is the closest thing to (non psychological) horror you'll find in this story.

That last line. That last line had me grinning like a maniac. :pinkiehappy:

One question, does Pinkie look like Luna and Celestia now? Or does she look like Pinkie just with a horn and wings?

1752636 still Pinkie sized.

Also, doh! I knew I was forgetting something.... xD

:pinkiegasp: I don't know if I should take that last line literally or not.

Ah Twilight, you could have just tapped her on the shoulder you know. Even if it wasn't AJ it would be less embarrassing:twilightsheepish:.

This can't be good.........
run for your lives............
the end is near...............
oh shit
a lot more panicing later
there is no way my luck is that bad...

:facehoof:

:applejackconfused::applejackunsure::rainbowhuh:
are some of the reactions i am expecting

2455769 I have no idea what your trying to tell me with that, but thanks for reading ^^

I hope you noticed that the story is currently on Hiatus, until I finish my other two stories.


pinkie is best non-canon alicorn :pinkiehappy:
I really like this story so far :moustache:

This... cup made entirely of cake.

I must sample some... as in the whole thing, crumbs from that thing, and the atoms of air which it had touched.

..mina.. is that you.

What are you doing here?

Soon the mini-mes will take over the world and demand.
One Thousand Bits.

My seat, it has become a cliff.
No hoof holds available.
Their already occupied.

Twilight, I request your findings.
Even that parircel analysis would be appreciated.

Test subject 265 . Will also need Visual documentation. Evey angle would be appreciated.
Thanks for the help, in our pursuit for higher Knowledge.

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