Celestia lays an egg, really, there's nothing more to it.

Okay maybe a love triangle is involved somehow, but that's really it.

It really hasn’t been a great day for Discord: First his appendages mutiny, then he discovers that he’s got a conscience, and if to add insult to injury, Celestia suddenly wants him to babysit her little sister on her adventure to rescue the changeling race. As if he didn’t have anything better to do! Can you imagine it, the spirit of chaos trapped in a land which is full of nothing but sand, stone, and historical ruins? To immortals, however, history is but another word for their own past.

Join us as Discord reports this high strutting tale, full of excitement, forgotten treasures, exotic cultures, romance, and not to forget a sizeable deal of chaos.

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Sequel to White on Black, but if you're ready to accept some weirdniss in the beginning readable on it's own.

If you could choose, would you rather live forever and stay ignorant, or would you like to see eternity even if it means your death?

An innocent question causes Angelo Gordon to doubt, what should have been the culmination of his lifework. A fit of Thanatophobia later, and he finds himself in a strange world that seems to defy everything he ever learned, and suddenly existentialistic terror is the least of his worries, as he struggles for bare survival.

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Special thanks to Mr.Joshy for proofreading.

"When somebody tries to block, show them that you rock!"

Iron Will's catch phrase is nearly as iconic as the famous minotaur himself, yet after one pony stood up to him, he finds himself unable to perform on stage anymore.
His crew disbanded, his fame forgotten, and his money spent he has only one place left to turn to, his home.
Here in the land of labyrinths and bullfighting he has to regain his confidence and pick up the pieces of his old life, and what better way to do so than to compete in the age old tradition of Bullfighting.

Will he find his confidence in the ring of honor, or maybe will the sounds of the pasodoble show him something different alltogether?

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This story may contain: puns, cheesy stereotypes, puns, music, puns, minotaurs, and let's not forget puns

“You are hereby invited to the wedding of her royal majesty Princess Celestia of Equestria.”

Strange, as far as Twilight Sparkle was aware, Celestia didn't even have a special somepony let alone a fiancè. Well here's the good news: She doesn't have a special somepony. Bad News: Chrysalis isn't a pony.

What happened between the Goddess of the Sun and the Conduit of the Swarm-mind? Is it just another plot to take over Canterlot, or might there be more under the carapace of the queen than anybody expected? Well, we'll never find out if nobody stops her and Twilight from killing each other first...

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Also special thanks to Wise Cracker, and MrJoshy, who always endure me pestering them with my story. :P

I've described how the events unfolded time and time again; I spoke of celestial choirs, of rays of light descending from above, of the whole world holding it's breath for a moment before hailing her coming. I described how the earth split asunder, the fire from the depths encircling her, as if she was some kind of demon. I've spun metaphors, similes and onomatopoeia all to describe that reality shattering moment. It was all a lie. The truth is, when she ascended to godhood, the only sound that could be heard was a faint "poof".

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Pinkie turns into an Alicorn an hijinks ensue. May contain, the perfect cupcake, mental breakdowns, self degrading humor, and the biggest party known to Ponykind.