Something is causing the pegasi to follow an irresistible urge to hug their ground-bound cousins, leaving Ponyville foundering in a mildly annoying emergency. Twilight Sparkle ventures into the no-more-dangerous-than-usual town in a desperate attempt to solve the cutesy crisis and finally get her study time back.
Inspired by shortskirtsandexplosions' story Herald.
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This was nothing short of awesome.
I really hope it will make the feature box. It should.
This was the single most absurd thing I have ever read.
Nice job, I loved it!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Oh my.
Wow, what an almost terrifying fate!
Bravo, good sir, madam, or thing! Bravo!
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HUFF HUFF.......
DAW. OVERLOAD....
CaNT breATheee.
gasp.....
Play...... this at the funeral...
Blargh *ded*
Your ending...
I like it.....
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It made it into the feature box.
... FAVING!
Well, this was definitely a thing.
Never thought the inspirational source would spawn something this amazing - Great job!
Needs an epilogue
I LOST IT! XD
AND OH GAWD THE ENDING!!! XD
...wonder what there Mondays are like...
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= instant fav
take all the points and favs you deserve all of it i havent laughed like that in weeks

You mean Twilight doesn't have a tazer spell in her arsenal? I mean she can pop Pinkies but not shock them unconcious... Well Spike I think you might have gotten Rarity back...


Well, Twilight, it seems this time nothing will save you from Magic Kindergarten.
Bloody Brilliant. Best thing I've read in the last 3 months. At least.
The really funny thing? This doesn't seem too far off from the sort of shenanigans that happen in a typical MLP episode (well, except for the ending--that definitely wouldn't have gotten past the moral guardians). The dialogue for instance, is spot-on in terms of tone, timing, and delivery. I can easily hear all of the characters using the lines you've written for them in their canon voices, even Amethyst Star!! The strangeness of the situation is well-presented, the characters react appropriately given the comedic tone of the story without seeming OOC, and the description is wonderfully punny and whimsical without being forced--the laughs come naturally.


In all, this was a very enjoyable look into a typical Ponyvillian "crisis" and all of the diabetes-inducing awesomeness it entails. Well done!!





Hehe, this was a great, very amusing read. Granted, took me a while to actually READ it because of that stupid 'dont ban kaidann' thing getting in the way, but it was worth the effort of getting an adblocker to block it so I could see this. A very silly and very amusing story, with very funny ending. I really liked it, grats on the very deserved feature.
I lol'd.
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
This was so adorable, I love it so much. Amythist Star, that name sounds familiar but I don't know why. Oh well she got what was coming to her, no-one messes with Twilight Sparkle.
3442401 Um, what is this 'dont ban kaidann' thing? I think I've seen other mentions of it but I have no clue what's going on.
3442670 Basically for those without adblockers and certain other stuff this guy used some glitch to cause a big thing to dominate the sight and make it impossible to view stuff. They've probably fixed it now, but it was really frustrating and meant that anywhere he put a comment no one could see anything without having to work out which way your browser would let you get rid of it.
This was just...oh, I need a minute
The Spike exploding was especially awesome.
Twilight: okay NOW I'm calling the princess
She comes gazes apon the largest orgey ever conceived proceeds to join in

AWAKEN MOLESTIEA
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LMFAO! Oh wow. I want to see that sequel.. So badly. That would be hilarious.
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I'll title it: What it's Like to be a Sex Crazed Pony Princess colon A Rope Of Sand.
Poor Dash, having to do that with *Thunderlane*!
Seeing as you used my avatar I will read this story
Funny, original and none of the characters acted OoC?
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Spike, the portable, loveable flamethrower. The image of Twilight using him as such is nothing short of priceless.
I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks.
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Yes. If I could write, I would but someone needs to do this.. Please..?
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Although it would be hard to keep it teen/everyone rated
from a hug fest to one town wide orgy....ouch
DO YOU EVEN HUG?
Great story. Laughed and got very happy. Thanks)
This story, is freaking hilarious. This is the best thing I've read this week!
I think this picture best describes the story
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And then they fucked.

The End.
Yep... only Ponyville could be conquered by snuggling overlords. That sounds about right...
Twilight Sparkle: Hugely Incompetent.
Almost a beat by beat satire of Herald, which is impressive, given how much Herald scared the bejesus out of me....
Wrong instinct, Twi. On the bright side, you should have plenty of time to fix matters.
Most amusing. Thank you for this.
... Cute, but this would be a nightmare worse than zombies for me. At least with zombies, they have no more mentality & you could smash in their skulls... With hugs, though? Doomed. Plus, that would be way more attention than i'd ever want. Bleh.
Nice story, though. That ending. *megusta*
Come on, Spike, take it like a man.
Yes, of course. A six-year-old filly, who had just begun her education, was given the responsibility of raising a newborn belonging to a species ponies know nothing about.
What a marvelous ending. There's gonna be more than sheepish grins when this is over. Now I'd really like to see Fluttershy go after her Snuggle Buddy.
And that's when Twilight realized she should have gone with plan A: decapitate all pegasi with a magical chainsaw.
Decapitation solves ANY problem!
Overpopulation? CUT HEADS OFF!!
Famine? CUT HEADS OFF!!
Global warming? CUT HEADS OFF!!
Out of lettuce? CUT HEADS (of lettuce) OFF!!
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My avatar is appropriate for that ending.
Why would you want to stop Rainbow Dash hugging you?
And so, months later there was another explosion of pegasi...well, a baby boom anyway.
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Well, Celestia IS 1/3 Pegasus...but seriously, would you want to see the Sun in "heat"?
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I beleve that the word you are looking for is
Decabbagetated