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When Rainbow and Rarity visit Canterlot, the last thing they expected to see was Fluttershy heading to a secret meeting. With a colt, no less. What else are a pair of curious girls to do but relentlessly stalk their shy friend for the rest of the day in the hope of seeing something a little less innocent than a mere date?
Nothing. They will do nothing else.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This was absolutely hilarious. Great Job!
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Too bad there isn't a rarity icon with that expression.
Awesome. If FiM were a more overtly adult-oriented show, I could totally see this happen in an episode. That's how well you captured the characters, in my opinion.
I am exceedingly curious to read this
This almost sounds like an episode of Frasier, if Niles had taken after Martin.
dang this was in character and funny
Some of the word choices here scare me.
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Is it a concern for nuts? Or nut shaped objects?
I'm sorry, but I have to agree with Rarity. You can do so much better Fluttershy.
Yeah this really did feel like it could be an episode of the show if it was strictly for adults, feels very in-character.
Also Fluttershy seriously needs to raise her standards, sorry.
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Yeah! Who would even believe Fluttershy could make an emotional connection to a character who used to be a selfish douche and help them be nicer? That's silly!
Also, Spike can't help. He's on a date with Smolder.
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Honestly it's just my bias talking because I really hate Blueblood
And Rarity needs to get her shit together as well. Maybe in a sequel, who knows.
This story, it is so familiar, now where have I "heard" it before?
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If this is considered low standards then Fluttercord must be spousal abuse.
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Rarity herself sometimes scares me, which is why I love writing her so much.
I love the fact that she actually had sex, and not something really silly at the end.
Good work. I loved it.
I read the whole thing and.....and I.....where's my twist? Where's the part of this where Flutters is revealed to not actually love Blueblood? Or like.....he's crossing the line and therefore Rarity and Rainbow are well in there rights to pummel him? Cause uh.....wasn't here. .////.
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Yeah. I'm glad its not something like "Blueblood is giving her private dance lessons." or something like that. Our good girl, Flutters is growing up.
Seems something is missing after 'cultivating'.
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I went into this knowing there was only one way it could end.
With Fluttershy getting the happy ending.
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Or maybe it was Blueblood who raised HIS standards!
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This guy gets it.
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Thank you for the kind words!
Sweet Luna this was funny.
Dang, this was hilarious. Just what I needed to start my day.
Tooo....jealous.
Want...to....burn.....and break....something!
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Nah, Skelenor. Smolder's out of his league.
I'm late to the party, but congrats on hitting the feature box!
This is hilarious, truly a work of a comedic mind
I'm curious about why you picked Blueblood to be Fluttershy's lover/boyfriend? Out of all the possible options. Is this a ship for lulz or a serious thing? Maybe just because it'd guarantee a funny reaction from Rarity?
"Shire! Baggins!" You magnificent bastard.
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I personally like the ship and I would have it in my next gen if I didn’t have Fluttershy with Discord and Blueblood with Skystar
I love the story but I don’t think you understand what a migraine really is and how it affects people that get them, I get chronic migraines and the symptoms can include: tight neck, staggering, confusion, trouble speaking, light sensitivity, headache, nausea, backpain, tremors, etc. it’s not just a headache with worse pain
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There didn’t need to be a twist Blueblood is perfectly capable of being a good guy depending on the story and it’s not ooc to write him as nice and Fluttershy as in love with him
That is uncomfortable, hilarious, and brilliant all at once. Well done sir.
I saw you writing this and I had no idea it would turn into this masterpiece. Ruirik helped, right?
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You better believe I seriously ship Blueshy. I will never forgive the show for not bringing him back as a reformed minor character like they did with basically everybody else. Frankly, I think Blueblood and Fluttershy is one of the best "opposites attract" stories one could write. One is a completely insensitive and ignorant fop, and the other is the only one who could possibly be kind enough to give him a chance and let what shreds of decency he has grow into something more. Blueblood just doesn't work with anyone else if you ask me, and as for Rarity, well, they're almost too alike. Post-becoming nice, I see Blueblood and Rarity as more partners-in-crime frenemies than potential romantic partners.
Also yeah, it's just funny writing Rarity flipping her wig.
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Yes, his... colorful commentary was a big help in firing up my inspiration.
Okay, rarity, take a deep breath, and relax...
Inhale...
Exhale...
Brilliant my good sir, just BRILLANT!
A romance between Fluttershy and Blueblood!? Never saw it coming,
Wait if they got married
like rarity's fearwouldn't that mean that Fluttershy would become a Princess? And wouldn't that make Rarity more jealous? Eh, this is why you approach subtletly Rarity, don't go straight for it!!SEQUEL!
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That would be great eventhough I think Duchess Fluttershy has a much nicer ring to it. Blueblood is, by whatever technicality, a prince.
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Fluttershy a Princess?
yep, she is now
I don't get it I know more royal connections then that goof ball 
Rarity no...he's too young
but he has wings
It was actually a curse word Gilda had taught her in flight camp, one especially appropriate given the ongoing activities.
Hilarious stuff, especially Rarity going completely off the rails. Thank you for it.
This was hilarious
Wigging out Rarity is best Rarity.
btw
fazed
Should that be "pitying"?
An unexpected couple makes for some comedy gold. Seeing the girl's reactions was priceless. A shame we couldn't see things from other perspectives, (i.e. the main couple) but that just leaves us with our own imagination as what the two lovebirds got up to that so utterly enthralled the girls. Funny and raunchy.
Between the sense of timing and how the characters where written, this flowed just like an episode would have, if a little more dialogue-heavy, not that I'm saying that's bad or even remotely in a position to judge a fic by that standard. Ony difference is the subject matter, of course.
Also, Rarity and Rainbow Dash need more stories together in general. This was a great way to get them to hang out.
Excellently done.
I want to see a cartoon like this so bad. No one knows how to do a proper adult cartoon.
Will there be a prequel or sequel about how Fluttershy and Blueblood got together? I would love to read that.
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Well, there's an idea. We'll see!
I'm betting their actually keeping their relationship a secret for Fluttershy's sake since dating royalty would make a lot of awkward attention from scandal thirsty press and jealous mares who might try something more extreme then just stalking Fluttershy's house. Element of harmony or not we've seen a lot of rude ponies don't care about their status to treat them kindly. Love the pairing idea too. It's been years and time change a person or pony as the case may be so whos to say that he didn't just change on his own looking for true love and found it in fluttershy.
The gala was a whole 8 seasons ago and who knows how many years in-show wise so Rarity's just gonna have to get over it, I'm sure the whole of hot stallion meat within the royal circle isn't solely prince blueblood but we just haven't met them yet.
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This is honestly one of the best oneshot comedies I've read on this site, genuinely funny and the narration was really great. It genuinely added to scenes, more than just the dialogue, and the dialogue itself was fantastic. I'd really be interested in a sequel or a prequel.