I thought it was just a particularly hot summer. When my friends and the rest of the town started acting weird, I thought it was just the heat. After all, we've had heatwaves before, and those always drive ponies a little crazy. That's what I told myself, anyway.

And then I did some digging and realized I was right... and also very, very wrong.

Beyond Equestria, the lands to the north are hostile and unforgiving. Ponies eke out a subsistence in uncontrollable weather, separated by mile after frigid mile of snow and mountains. A land where only the hardiest survive is no place for civilization.

Yet civilization encroaches from time to time. When a colossal bounty is placed on the head of a unicorn deep in the arts of necromancy, a motley crew of bounty hunters assembles and gives chase. It’s too good a chance to pass up. They’ll bring her to justice, no matter what stands in their way. Not her dark magic. Not the inhospitable environment.

And certainly not each other.

Other entries in this series:

• Hinterlands
• Urban Wilds
• Death Valley

Rainbow Dash is three things:

1. The fastest pony in Equestria.
2. Not always great at being the Element of Loyalty.
3. Not as hot as Applejack.
4. Bad at counting.

But she makes do.

This story isn't done right now. If the tags don't make sense yet, please wait, they apply to the finished story.

Some people took Rainbow Dash is Worst Pony a little too seriously, and I do not write to make everybody upset and miserable, so here is a much kinder story for poor Rainbow Dash. Not a sequel, Worst Pony is a farce.

Celestia loves her little sis - but family has a way of making it difficult sometimes when very bizarre secrets are unveiled.

Tonight is one of those nights.

There's not much to say about this stupid little thing. I was searching the archives for another greentext I wrote and stumbled back upon this one that I had forgotten about. It purely came about as a result of seeing the cover pic for the first time.

Said cover pic is by Tomatocoup

When your daughter dresses in all black, talks to changelings and tells you that life is meaningless, you know she became an irredeemable villain.
She must be killed. Shining Armor knows it.
Cadance says it's just a phase, but he knows.
It's definitely not a phase.

Made for the Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad contest. Couldn't resist writing about that big dumb unicorn.
Cover by emmaneiac.
Featured from 15/03/2024 to 19/03/2023. Thank you.

What happens to ponies when they die? Do they go to a good place? A bad one? Somewhere in between? Twilight hasn't been sure, but now that she's here... Well, she frankly still isn't sure.

Written for the Quills and Sofas "Coffee Shop AU" speedwriting contest. Published at the behest of Zontan. The author bears no ill will to any of the mentioned franchises and asserts they were merely the easiest ones to make horse puns out of.

There’s no end to the monsters that lurk in the dark.

Ghosts, werewolves, mad scientists, cultists, mutants, zombies, vampires, aliens and more lie in wait in the dark corners of Equestria, terrorizing the night. But the most infamous and dangerous of them all is the legendary witch Twilight Sparkle, with a five hundred million bit bounty on her head.

Seeking fame and fortune, Rainbow Dash sets out to defeat the legendary witch and collect the massive reward. The one thing she wasn't counting on was Twilight being less evil than she expected.

More stories set in this AU can be found here.

Cover art is a work in progress by Abode_WTF

Trixie was desperate to look for the perfect gift for Starlight as it was getting close to Hearth's Warming. Luckily, Rarity was nearby and she was willing to help Trixie out. They soon find themselves in a large shopping center where it's full of many floors, large discount sales, and aggressive shoppers.

Written for Foxtrot-Mayflower for Jinglemas 2023

Against better judgment, King Cosmos decides to enroll his two daughters Celestia and Luna into a school that is just for royalty! Just one problem: The school is across a portal into a world where animals (unicorns, ponies, pegasi, "winged unicorns", etc.) don't talk, use magic, or attend a royal school!!!

How will Sofia and her friends handle the new students? How will Celestia and Luna feel when they are thrown so far outside their comfort zone (and home)? Sure, they look different and act different and they will likely run into several practical issues... but what could possibly go wrong? (Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather can think of several things, all of which Cosmos ignored.)

Not sure if this is the first "Sofia the First" crossover or not (or if this categorizes as a crossover if the fic is AU) but there's no tag for it, so I guess it may be. This is probably a very niche genre, but I hope y'all enjoy the story! The idea hit me randomly one night as I wondered what it would be like if Celestia and Luna attended Sofia's school. Stay tuned to find out how I think things would go down!

Disclaimer: The story will differ as much as possible from the series as I can without destroying the canon that makes the episodes or character development possible. If you disliked the show for any reason and are not sure about this story as a result, know that I too disliked certain parts of the show. That's why I fix what I can about the show in my story (except Sofia's insistence on calling Cedric "Ceedric". I'll resolve that later on, but much sooner than the show did.)

Characters under "other" tag: Starswirl the Bearded, Sofia, Amber (Sofia's step-sister), James (Sofia's step-brother), Queen Miranda (Sofia's mom), King Roland (Sofia's step-dad), Baileywick (Enchancia's castle steward), Cedric (Enchancia's royal sorcerer), and basically all of the other students/animals/commoners in the Sofia the First universe.

Characters under OC tag: Queen Ethereal and King Cosmos (Celestia+Luna's mom and dad respectively. I know there are several fandom iterations of their parents, including their names. The iterations in my story are entirely my own. Any similarities to another author's versions of these names are coincidental).

Characters subject to be added: Nightmare Moon, Discord, Sombra, Chrysalis, Tirek, and maybe Cadence.

On Hiatus until New Moon is complete!

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It's another normal day in Ponyville, which means there's a friendship problem going on that will be resolved in about thirty minutes or so. But that's not how real life works. Fanfiction writers know this. So we deviate at times from the MLP series canon and run with our own ideas for characters in series, often creating a very different and at times better representation of the characters than the show did! So what would happen if "Canon Luna" met "Fanon Luna"? Read on to find out (AND SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE LUNA A FRICKEN EMOJI!! Even that random nerd filly has an emote, A RANDOM NERD FILLY!!?!?!? Like bruh...)

OC: Fanon Luna, beloved by many readers on FimFiction and written in a near endless host of ways and personalities

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