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The Red Parade


Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

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What happens to ponies when they die? Do they go to a good place? A bad one? Somewhere in between? Twilight hasn't been sure, but now that she's here... Well, she frankly still isn't sure.


Written for the Quills and Sofas "Coffee Shop AU" speedwriting contest. Published at the behest of Zontan. The author bears no ill will to any of the mentioned franchises and asserts they were merely the easiest ones to make horse puns out of.

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This story is so good. It takes a ridiculous premise and runs with it so hard, and it does it flawlessly. Luna's deadpan sells the comedy so well, and I was laughing the whole time. Honestly, it's great stuff.

As someone who does, indeed, have plenty of Dunkins -- and who has, indeed, had a Tim Horton's before -- this is so accurate it hurts. Really, I'd take Dunkin' over some of the other donut shops around here...and Tim Hortons died with the 2000s. May it eternally rest in peace as its soul resides within a weed dispensary.

Stellar work here.

So that makes Krispy Kreme purgatory?

Oh my, the Celestia in hell really caught me off guard
:rainbowlaugh:

tim horsetons

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