Rainbow Dash is three things:
- The fastest pony in Equestria.
- Not always great at being the Element of Loyalty.
- Not as hot as Applejack.
- Bad at counting.
But she makes do.
This story isn't done right now. If the tags don't make sense yet, please wait, they apply to the finished story.
Some people took Rainbow Dash is Worst Pony a little too seriously, and I do not write to make everybody upset and miserable, so here is a much kinder story for poor Rainbow Dash. Not a sequel, Worst Pony is a farce.
Chapters (12)
This sort of gag will never stop being hilarious. Bonus points for Disney Hercules, where Phil really did only use two words because he's theoretically speaking ancient Greek. (That they did this joke in the same movie as mixing the Roman name for Heracles with the Greek name for Pluton surely says something, but damned if I know what)
This was nice to read, and I like that cover image
I see nothing wrong with the title of this story.
On a more serious note, it’s quite funny so far, interesting to see what’ll happen later.
Loved your hook and love your writing style. Can't wait to see more.
What's so embarrassing about something being 'of, relating to, or consisting of a 4-line strophe made up of chiefly trochaic and dactylic feet'?
This story is a hoot. I can't wait for more.
Every chapter is always super entertaining, keep it up!
I literally have 90% of this story done and just haven't been publishing the chapters in case I have to go really far back to change something to agree with something I add in a later chapter.
But I'm pretty sure this one is good to go so here it is like months after I wrote most of it.
Okay, that’s a fantastic meta joke.
Did you know it's been two years since I last updated this story, even though the rest of it was already about 90% done and just not published yet?
When I opened this chapter, it had a jab that "the reader may be forgiven for forgetting Applejack put Rainbow Dash in the hospital two chapters and a month or two ago." That didn't age so well, so I just took it out.
"Rainbow Dash is Best Pony" I mean, of course she is! There's no need to explanation.
Fellow Dash Enjoyer
This is my least favorite chapter for several reasons. Like the others it sat here for two years. I was considering totally scrapping the idea for something else, keeping the vague idea of "an errand for Rarity", but it was too much work and it turned out I could address most of those problems with only moderate alterations.
It's been two years since a previous chapter informed the viewer that Rarity is in a "strange mood" so readers may not be aware of or remember that. Google that phrase for more information. (Unlike a certain other word, it's safe to Google "strange mood" by itself.)
I forgot about this story again but that's okay. If you waited two years I think waiting a day or a week or whatever is fine right?
I don't remember why this. I think it's because I was playing Smash Ultimate at the tme.
Rainbow chose violence. Sending Twilight this manuscript.
Alternate title: In Which Rainbow Dash is Banned From Tournament Play
Thingy done.
For some reason this was tagged Sex?? Since this story sat around for like three years, I think I tagged it that just in case, since I have a habit of making suggestive references just sort of passively.
There are a few spots that get into, uh, body observation, but nothing particularly steamy. So I've removed the tag at least for now. Let me know if you see something in the story that's a little too much!
Of course the only long word Dash would use to describe someone would be a “good butt” word.