Rainbow Dash is three things:
- The fastest pony in Equestria.
- Really bad at being the Element of Loyalty.
- Not as hot as Applejack.
She is about to be only two of those things with the help of the Prince of Darkness.
Crappy short story because I really needed to write something farcical and quick and publish it.
Not sure how to react to this fiction.
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I just needed to quickly write a half-shitpost while I tear my hair out over other stories that have been sitting unfinished for like two years.
What!!! NO WAY!!! RD’s the best!
*pushes story’s self destruct button*
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You know the damnedest thing is I feel like I wrote Dash funnier in this kusofic, which is explicitly about how much she sucks, than the goddamn show did, which isn't explicitly about how much she sucks
Amusing!