You know all those stories about cos-players disappearing? Well this is kinda like those. Jason Hughes was just a normal guy attending a con for the first time. Of course he had to buy that omnitrix replica right? Well now he's stuck in a world of talking ponies and has to learn what it means to be a pony.

**This somehow got on the popular stories list on 8/16/14, which is only a day after I published it. Thats a new one*

**So this got featured on 8/17/14 I have no idea how that happened but thanks everyone!**

Big thanks to m2pt5 for taking on the role of proofreader/editor. Also want to thank DuskShadowBrony for being my other editor.

There's a new guy. A bit weird. Calls himself "Anonymous", for some reason. Whatever, dude. A bit egg-headed, like my best friend Twi. They talk a lot about this or that. I can't really keep up with their nerd talk. Recently, they've been talking a lot about these things called "fossils". Rocks that used to be bones... or something. Legends about cool monsters that don't exist anymore tends to get lame when you start throwing around nerd words like "Holotypes" or "Taxonomy".

I'm a weather pony, not a paleontologist, paleobotanist, paleo... anything. I just hope Anon doesn't get any weird ideas in his head.

The Luxury Lotus Spa prides itself on rest, relaxation, and comfort. Sometimes they do get referrals from therapy clinics or have clients with deeper pain. Both Lotus and Aloe are well-qualified to handle these sessions, but often the responsibility of running the place leaves no time for the personal touch.

Enter Redheart. When she accepted the twins' invitation to moonlight as a spa therapist, it meant she could break away from the responsibilities and rush of her hospital duties. The slower pace and casual caseload gives her a chance to refocus, get back to the basics, and use some of the skills she learned before becoming a nurse.

Done as a commission for Doomslayer3. Think of it as a sort of novelized ASMR, if you like.

(More Characters To Be Added)

a timid and kind-hearted human known as Anon finds themselves transported to the magical land of Equestria by a celestial mishap orchestrated by Princess Luna. Luna, with a nervously apologetic smile, bestows upon Anon the gift of unlimited magic.

Determined to live a quiet life free of drama in Ponyville, Anon discovers their unique talent as Equestria's first podcast singer, with Luna's magic amplifying their voice. However, this newfound passion comes with a twist-Anon must keep their podcasting identity a secret.

As Anon settles into Ponyville, they navigate the challenges of forming friendships, a developing romance, and the complex dynamics of Equestrian society. Luna's magic not only aids Anon's journey but also becomes a catalyst for major events in Equestria.

A pivotal plot point arises when Anon stumbles upon enchanted headphones in the Everfree Forest, capable of transmitting their podcasts to anypony who wears them. This discovery prompts a quest to introduce the headphones to Equestria, leading Anon and their friends on an adventure filled with challenges, magical creatures, and hidden realms.

As the enchanted headphones gain popularity, Anon becomes a symbol of change in the way ponies experience storytelling. The story explores themes of friendship, discovery, and the transformative power of harmonious storytelling, all set against the backdrop of a magical revolution in Equestria.

With every podcast episode, Anon unwittingly weaves a spell of harmony, impacting the lives of those around them. The journey is a blend of slice-of-life moments, epic events inspired by MLP traditions, and the ongoing challenges of keeping their secret in a world touched by Luna's magic.

After a nightmarish magical error, a small group of university students sent to Equestria for a study are now unable to return home. Permanently. Companionship with one another had never become more important for them.

Well, minus one. His name was Joey Belfort. Nothing quite remarkable or unremarkable about him on the surface, which unfortunately often leads to being overlooked. Constantly forgotten, overshadowed by his peers. Sometimes the road to success is a treacherous and painful one.

Of course, he of all people already knows this. This is his story.

(Takes place in G4 after Twilight becomes a princess.)

Edit: Featured on day 2 of release! Holy cow! Thank you guys!

Double edit: featured again!! That's craaazy

Ocellus wants to help deepen the bonds of friendship between herself and somepony else. That method is something so private, she decided to approach one of her friends. That friend: Smolder.

Unfortunately for her, this will lead to her gathering more intimate attention from her friends.

This is part of an ongoing commission from Viken666.

While on an extended trip to Canterlot with Twilight, you became acquainted with a mare named Moondancer. She makes you feel all kinds of things that you've never felt before, and Twilight caught on to this pretty quickly. After some teasing, you decided to shoot your shot. Moondancer... didn't take it too well. It seems that, somehow, she simultaneously has confidence issues and a huge ego.

Or maybe she's just nervous.

Lightning Dust is upset that she didn't make the Wonderbolts. Anon is upset he is unable to get back home.

The two unexpectedly meet in Cloudsdale in the middle of the night. This is their story.

Inspired by Amenra's A Solitary Reign, particularly the closing three minutes.

Art by rrd-artist.

Pre-read by Rikkity (again).

Celestia awakens in a strange new place, her back aching with throbbing pain. The diagrams on the wall look like spines, but not pony ones. Was that a place to find help, or was something far more worrying afoot?

This story is a sequel to DIE HUMAN!

Princess Luna very calmly approached Anon. Anon very calmly and tactfully ran for the hills.