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redandready45


Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

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You ended up in a land of ponies.

And for some reason, they have the urge to murder you.

How will you get out of this one?

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 20 )

Fist things first
Boop da snoot

Shock, fear, and embarrassment competed in your brain as you wondered why your existence angered these ponies. Did they know about humans and their often destructive natures? Did they see humans are irredeemable monsters, and would anything you said in your defense change their minds? You tried to come up with a coherent reason that would establish that you were innocent of your species' misdeeds.

I would stare in deep comfusion

:twilightsmile: Then we had the Hooman for Bar B Q
:ajsmug: MMMM pass over some of them ribs
:fluttercry: Harry bear wants another leg
:pinkiehappy: He's not half bad
:rainbowlaugh: I'm not wrong
:duck: Spikey darling don't belch at the table, Mind your manors
:moustache: Celestia says save me some cake
:facehoof: Anon you're on your own here
:trollestia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa WHERE'S MY CAKE!
:moustache: He ate it!
:rainbowderp: Oh he's ded!

Why does Rainbow keep mocking the human character, why does she think so little of them?

To be fair. Each and every single anon deserves nothing but death. Period. Slowly and painfully.

Anon should have punted Dash across the town for being such a huge cunt.

That was quite a read I most definitely enjoyed it.

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You know, I'll upvote that comment on its merits alone, haha! I'm not a fan of Anon, or Nonny, or whatever. Humans really do not belong in Equestria... (sorry if this remark offends.) :twilightsmile: :moustache:

"Varmints like you need a wrangling," an orange pony who sounded like Dolly Parton warned while spinning lasso with her...pony tail? Separate from the...ponytail (one word) in her hair? Was she trying to be deliberately ironic with her appearance?

Applejack = Dolly Parton; yep, makes perfect sense given that whole Applecore thing.

Great story, I couldn't stop laughing! :rainbowlaugh:

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Damn right they don't. Come at me, haters. I don't fucking care if you don't like it. Your feelings are unimportant to me.

This guy is surprisingly chill for having just learned that brain slugs exist and that one was sucking on him long enough to have potentially done damage. His memory loss alone speaks volumes.

Still a fun story though.

I'm glad the pony hate turned out to be different than what it originally appeared to be.

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A man after my own heart.

Beware: Story contains brain eating slugs! Please bring protective headwear before reading story.

RIP to those who read the comments after the story, their brain was tragically slurped out with a swirly straw.

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I just have an image of her as the "snide person who mocks the newbie". It comes from her being the de facto jock of her friends.


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Boop.


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A lot of Anon's are surprisingly chill despite being in worlds of sapient ponies. I figured he would be more thankful to the ponies then scared over the brain-eating slug.

"GET IT!" Princess bellowed. With danger rearing its ugly head, you bravely turned your tail and fled.

"("I never!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
("You're lying!")
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!"

If you're gonna quote Monty Python, don't tease us... give us RELEASE!!

Does Anon know about MLP before seeing the world in person?

Thank you for the follow!

You were gonna love this place.

Imagine if Anon (Not The Hero) did something like this?

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Nonnies have no place in Equestria because nine out of ten of them are an embarrassment to their kind.
Can I get a thumbs down from both parties?

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