After a tragic accident, a human ends up in Lord Tirek's body, as part of an attempt to reform the villain after his recent escapades. While the hero of our tale is trying to make sense of his new surroundings, the rest of Equestria thinks that the most terrible threat that their world has ever seen is back...
And the powers that be are definitely not happy about it.
New Cover Art By Shadow Bolt

When the guards find a foal crying in the city streets, they bring him to Celestia's attention. Soon after, It becomes apparent he has fallen through every crack in Equestria's society. Feeling she has failed the colt, Celestia takes him into her own home.

Special thanks to my editors: ersmiller and Rinnaul and to my comrades in crazy ideas Exelzior and BionicBrony.

Cover art by Iron Hooves. Availible for takedown upon request.

Blessed with a RAGE REVIEW by Pen Brush! Thank you!
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If you're reading this, send help.

I don't know what vile force decided to dump me on this planet without the courtesy of letting me change out of my PJs, but he/she/it had less than benevolent intentions. I came to that conclusion the moment I woke up next next to an irritable, jumbo-sized bird of prey by the name of Gilda.

The good news is that human doesn't seem to be on the local diet, Gilda's family are far more docile than her, and there may just be a shot at seeing Earth again if this world's magic is to be trusted.

The bad? Said chance at getting home is far too interested in picking my brains apart or otherwise using me up for comfort. Then there’s the small matter of the many crushing, stabbing, and get-blown-to-bits, hazards associated with a world full of mythical creatures. Oh, did I mention that I was allergic to the natives?

Seriously, if this is the cosmos' idea of entertainment, something's gone terribly wrong.

Day in and day out, Archer goes to school and tries her hardest. It's her calling to aim high and hit the mark. But when she starts hearing ponies saying choice words about her big brother...
Well, her aim begins to falter.
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One-shot.
(Why doesn't Archer have her own tag?)
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Edit: There's more blushing Tootsie Flute in the side-quel.
Sun Glimmer's turn in the spotlight: For Whom The Bell Does Not Toll
Another one-shot technically in the same "universe": Not the Oppressive Injection

I like to blame Twilight for things so I'm blaming Twilight. Twilight Sparkle, an intelligent unicorn, decides to do some spell practice. Because like, you know, she's weird like that. Anyway, get this; she gets the spell wrong! She gets the characters of something called an "anime" from the human world into Equestria! What will happen to this "anime"? What will happen to the characters if the "anime" somehow disappears? Will Twilight admit she fucked up? Probably not... 'Cause you know that causes problems in stories. Idk what ponies will be here so let's just see how it goes, da? I mean, yes?

The Axis Powers and Allied Forces get transported to Ponyville and switch genders. When they're found by the Mane 6, Chaos ensues

Rainbow Dash gets a letter from Princess Celestia in witch writes that she must meet her immediatly. After the meeting, Celestia sends her on an important mission.

But, the question is, why would she choose Rainbow Dash instead of her faithful student,Twilight Sparkle?

Against better judgement, David buys his daughter a pony for Christmas. Too bad it was Diamond Tiara. She, like many other fillies and colts in Ponyville, was taken by Discord for his cross-dimension pony trade. Now she must convince David and his family to help her and the others get back to Equestria. Fortunately for her, David is more than happy to get rid of her. His daughter Tiffany however, is not.

In the midst of another world conference gone wrong, a strange portal appears up over an uninhabited island. When the boys all go to check out the strange phenomenon, they are inevitably sucked into the portal, and awaken in a world they have never seen before.

Cover Picture and Hetalia are registered trademarks of Funimation. I don't wish to be associated, nor am I, with Funimation. Picture used for entertainment purposes only.

Angels? Demons? No, no, those equine creatures are far too colorful, not to mention none of them have chainsaws or lawnmowers. Maybe one of the locals can explain what has happened; nevermind, although it seems a party is in order. How shall the young earl return back to his manor? What manner of sorcery got him here in the first place? Where in the name of tea and scones is Sebastian?!
A Kuroshitsuji(Black Butler) and MLP crossover.
Enjoy~!

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I kinda need a cover pic for this, preferably featuring Pinkie Pie and Ciel. I'm sorry I have nothing to offer you in return other than credit, about 3/64 of my soul, and all my lavs. A thousand thanks to anypony who answers this call!