Drake is living a boring life. It may not be terrible, but it's monotonous. He knows that everything will just keep happening the way it has been already, but doesn't want to accept it. He wants change. He wants a new life, but gets more than he bargained for. Now he has himself re-written and thrown into Equestria, but not all is as it seems.

Crossover with a little bit of Skyrim, a little bit of Stargate, a little Portal, and much more later.
Avoids clichés such as: Brony protagonist, WTF talking ponies, WTF am I, complete Mary Sue, the worf affect, and the part where a giant monster is slain in Ponyville and all the ponies love him for it/hates him for it.
Drake is not what he seems

When the Borg attack the Pony world of Equestria. Time Turner (Doctor Who) does what he does best, he runs. He runs to save the ponies of Equestria, he runs to get away form the Borg. He runs to find live saving information form the United Federation of Planets, to find a ghost and to confront the evil of the Galactic Empire. He runs with a new crew for the TARDIS. He runs for his some ponies special. He runs to save his new home. Run with a clever pony: Doctor Whooves.

Princess Erroria is a mistake. She should not exist...

And now it's time to escape!

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Mort, also known as the Pale Pony (of Death), has been tasked to take time off from his rigorous duties of reaping souls. Seeking guidance, he is directed towards the town of Ponyville, to learn about the magic of friendship from Twilight Sparkle and her friends. All he needs to do is keep his true nature a secret. That shouldn't be too difficult...right?

Special thanks to Specter-Von-Baren and Pyrite Foolsgold for their help in proofreading and editing this story, as I really needed it. Additional thanks to Pilate, Chuckle5, Unimpressive Vagaries and Admiral Biscuit as well! Couldn't have done it without all their help!

Credit for the title card goes to Siansaar, AKA Carnifex.

For another excellent take on Mort, check out Sip's version!

Anon and I have been friends for awhile now. We get along together and Dinky loves him to death. I feel very fortunate to have a friend like him. Its just, I have always liked Anon a little more than I probably should. He needs a friend right now, seeing as he just went through a bad break up.

Who am I kidding anyways. Who would want me? I'm just... damaged goods.

Starry Sky was born in a facility known as Pasture Hills. The place where she grew up most of her life. Day after day, she watched as her human masters came and went. Choosing from the various groups of ponies they would want to take with them.

However, unlike most ponies, Sky was different you could say. She wasn't a one sided like the others, she knew what it was truly like to feel sad or happy. She knew how to play all by herself or when to tell what was right from wrong.

So if that's the case how come some of the humans look at her differently, or treat her poorly?

Could it be it was because she was intelligent?

The story genre was changed to T for teen because of moments of explicit details that could possibly leave others uncomfortable.

Fluttershy is accidentally turned into a dragon. Can the gang carry on as normal, make Fluttershy feel comfortable in her new body and find a moral to put in their letter to Princess Celestia?

Garble's behavior towards Spike and his pony friends - despite being mimicked by his cronies - was unacceptable by the standards of the Elder dragons, and he was taken sorely to task for it. When the Elders decided an apology had to be delivered, Garble's twin sister, Garbledina, volunteered to deliver the apology. She claimed it was a sense of responsibility for her twin's behavior, but in truth she was curious about the 'runt' who so thoroughly got under his skin.

When she actually meets him, however, that curiosity quickly grows to something more. This comes as a shock to Spike and his friends...especially to a certain unicorn mare.

Cover image - cropped from the image that inspired this story - by Mr. 101.

OK, I'll start from the top.

Discord found a loophole on his stone prison... several, in fact.

Now I'm in the colorful world of ponies, have the power to make Physics go to a corner to cry, sweet toys, I have new friends, the responsibility of managing and studying chaos, my own maids, a personal assistant, the possibility of a herd... oh, and some stupid cult wants me dead and has the stuff required to make a very good attempt, another stupid cult wants me to take over the world and can't take 'no' for an answer, my subconscious plays merry hell with my powers when I'm upset, a few nobles despise me, my emotions can break the brain-shaped cork holding back power enough to fold reality in half, Celestia is either trying to manipulate me or get me to control myself, and I'm tasked with preventing the unraveling of the fabric of reality due to the lack of sufficient chaos magic use through the ages making the world start to rot at the seams.

Oh, and since this is sorta following events on episodes I already saw but 'haven't happened yet', I have to avoid mucking with them or I risk causing a paradox that might or might not erase me from existence, outright kill me, cause my powers to find a new host, cause my power to find several hosts, or just provoke the destruction of the entire universe.

(Though that last one is the worst-case scenario; the destruction might be contained just to this galaxy.)

No pressure.

Oh, I have to go, Dash and Scootaloo found me. In case you're wondering, they want to see if beating me up will cause them to earn enough EXP to go up a few thousand levels and grant them the ability to will galaxy-sized mechas into existence through sheer hot-blooded-ness.

No, I'm not ashamed of having introduced them to- oh $#!&! They have Twilight on their side! Bye!

Okay, it goes like this.

I was supposed to get married today, but fate had different plans. Those plans included me inexplicably appearing on an alien world of sapient horses who speak an entirely different language. Not only am I totally screwed with my wedding, but these sparkling horses are apparently hostile.

Yeah, I know it sounds stupid, but I'm not the kind of guy who can make up something like this.