Doctor Whooves and the TARDIS Crew: Come Little Children

by Russell Dickson


Over the Badlands.

The Borg cube hung over the badlands of Equestria. Queen Chrysalis was barking out order to her changeling army. Both sides of the battle were having a hard time. The Borg drones did not have emotions for the changeling to feed off of, and the Borg could not tell who was Borg or a transformed chaneling.
The battle and actions of the TARDIS made the Borg queen curses. She decided to manifest into her Borg body, in the Equestria cube, to have a closer look at both battle and the planet of Equestira.

As the Borg queen set out of her stasis pod and started to interact with the Borg computer, the sound of the TARDIS started to fill the air. Once upon landing, Time Turner steep out and pointed his sonic screwdriver at the Borg queen. In a commanding voice Time Tunrner said. "Okay. I am going to give you this one and only chance to get away from me. If I were you I would run and run now. Because this is my home and I am sick of bullies trying to push others about."

The Borg queen sashaied close to the TARDIS. She asked in a sexy voice. "Is this the strange blue box that ran away from me and my Borg drones? It has great technological distinctiveness it should be perfect. It should be assimilated."

Time Turner replied. "She is perfect, just the way she is. See, the best part of the type 40 TARDIS is that it has free will. The old girl may not always take me where I want to go, but my sexy TARDIS always takes me where I need to be.

The Borg queen smile. "But, if all of time and space were perfect, then there would be no need to go off and save the day. No need for heroes for ther would be no monsters. The worlds would be at peace."

Time Turner rolled his eyes, and slung his head about to show his disgusted. "Do you know the number of times I have heared that same old logic. Peace at the cost of freedoom. But, who are you to be the one and only person to see peace? The only one to feel? Every pony sould feel love and hate. Happy and sad. They should make the chose on what makes them feel good or bad. Yes mistakes are made, but that is how ponies learn and live."

The Borg queen smile and walked to a drone. "This one wanted to die. He was so sick when I found him. Is it not better to take his pain way?"

Time Turner clear his throat. "Death is a part of living. I think a part of you die a long time ago. The part that would feel bad about making poor souls like him your slave. So, you made him live, but what sort of life does he have?"

The borg queen smile wide and then said. "Well, maybe you should try and kill me and see how far you going in stopping the assimilation. You can not stop perfection."

Time Turner put down his sonic screwdriver. "No need. You lost. See, you highness queen Borg, you should have run away when you the chance."

The Borg queen looked confused. Time Turner went on. "Your last boyfriend, Darth, told me that my favorit ploy was old hat, but it worked so well on you. See, you have a hive mind. Control one Borg and you got all the Borg. Now you more than likely hear the Borg hive in your mind all the time. It is sort of like a big party. Now if you want to talk to just one pony at that party, you have to close out the noise around you and focus just that one pony. That one pony would be me. I bet you never even head the other TARDIS landing in the assimilation chambers where you keep the children. The children of all the conquered races of being that were to young to work. I am sure that Princess Luna has won them over with her singing. See, she has a soft spot for orphans, and she helps give them good dreams. She blocks out nightmares. Your nightmares, my dear Borg queen. And, like I said, once you get one Borg on your side, you got all the Borg drones."

The Borg queen mind turned form the little pony time lord to her Borg song. The Borg song that she sang was gone, and a new song was being song.

“Come, little children, I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come, little children, the time's come to play
Here in my garden of shadows
Follow, sweet children, I'll show thee the way
Through all the pain and the sorrows
Weep not, poor children, for life is this way
Murdering beauty and passions
Hush now, dear children, it must be this way
Too weary of life and deceptions
Rest now, my children, for soon we'll away
Into the calm and the quiet
Come, little children, I'll take thee away
Into a land of enchantment
Come, little children, the time's come to play
Here in my garden of shadows…”*

The Borg queen looked at Time Turner. She smile once more. "I will be back."
She then try to cut the link to the Borg cube, but found she could not. In fact she could not move at all.

Time Turner got out his screwdrive once more, and walk over to the Borg queen. "Oh I must have forgeten to tell you that I up the power output of the Federation Starship Defiant's tractor beam. Well, in truth, I did a little more than up the power output, but lets just say that you are not going home untill I wipe out all records of Equestria and the Federation from you big Borg brain."

The Borg queen screamed. "I will find you again. You will pay for this."

Time Turner just smile as he worked on the Borg queens head. "Well. -- I have hear that before. I asked this once today, but maybe you can tell me. Does being evil just dry up all original thoughts?"

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The Borg queen open her eyes. Her Borg drones were singing. But it was a new song. She hated the new song. At once she started a hunt on where this new song came form, only to find a big block of her time line had been deleted. The queen had to get every thing back to normal. It would take time, but the Borg queen would find out what happen to her missing time and information. She would become the goddess of all the Milky Way.