This story is a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista 1

Jock Wallace's article about his experience at the Carousel Boutique has been seen by a lot of people (and ponies). Chief among them is the mare about whom the article is written. So she decides to confront him about it, as well as demand that he take back what he wrote.

When he refuses, Rarity decides to try a different approach. But will it work, or will the human remain steadfast in his endeavours to ruin the fashionista's reputation?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is (obviously) a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista, so I suggest you read that first.

Once again, there are Scottish words in this fic. And once again, there is an English translation (f'r those o' ye who cannae be bothered tae unnerstaun' whit it is ye're readin').

The Cutie Mark Crusaders have put up with the constant bullying from Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon for long enough. One afternoon after school, the girls are waiting to be picked up when the two prissy fillies once again start giving them grief.

But when their pickup arrives, he also brings some words of wisdom... showing Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon that they aren't as high and mighty as they think.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part of the Geoverse.

This is just a little idea (little being the key word) I came up with during an unexpected hiatus I took. As soon as I was able, I put fingers to keyboard and wrote the story.

While working to clear molehills from a field at Sweet Apple Acres, a discussion with Geo leads John to question his own mortality, and what will happen when the Reaper finally comes to claim him.

The answer will turn out to be the best thing he's ever heard.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part of the Geoverse.

Based on some thoughts I had while helping my auntie with something. Told in first person from John's point of view.

Cover Art: It's what my shoes looked like when I was finished with the task I had been given (which, if you're interested, was clearing molehills).

This story is a sequel to The Scotsman And The Fashionista 2

He gave his word that he would print a retraction, and that my name would be cleared. I sat in his office and cried as I told him of my fears regarding my sister, and he told me that I would get what I deserved.

I was a fool to have believed him. He accused me of trying to use 'emotional blackmail', and now my good name has been dragged even further through the mud.

But just when I thought all hope was lost, Fate smiled upon me and gave me the edge I needed. And now, that human is going to pay for what he has done to me and my reputation. Literally.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This is the final part of the Scotsman And The Fashionista trilogy.

Part One
Part Two

Jock's dialogue is once written in a Scots accent, but an English translation is available if you need it.

This is just a collection of things I wrote which are either too short to make into a proper story, or ideas I started and then abandoned for various reasons.

Warning: Contains 100% Randomness and 0% Sense.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Each chapter has some tags in it to denote what the story is about. The tags are separated with spaces.

1P: 1st Person | 2P: 2nd Person | C: Comedy | S: Sad
GR: Geoverse Related | R: Romance | H: Human | OC: Original/Own Characters
OM: Overused Meme | FT: Filly Twilight | WIE: Warcraft In Equestria | BL: Bad Language
V: Violence | NC: Non-Canon* | A: Abandoned** | ST: Suggestive Themes
D: Dark | SoL: Slice of Life | Rnd: Random | X: Crossover | UKoE: UK of Equestria***

* Only used for stories which have the GR tag.
** The chapter was going to be a separate one-shot, but was scrapped for reasons specified in the Author's Notes.
*** The chapter was inspired by one or more users of the UK of Equestria TeamSpeak.

Ace has snapped, and now Doctor Robo terrorises Equestria in his bid to reform the world in his own image. Meanwhile, sinister forces are working behind the scenes and taking advantage of the chaos. What will become of Geo and Twilight, and all that they hold dear?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

This story was once known as Part Seven of the canon Geoverse, but it was declared non-canon due to a lack of updates — as well as being requested by some readers.

Co-written with Crimson Star.

Rated Teen for language and violence (in later chapters).

Geo has proposed to Twilight Sparkle, and she has gleefully accepted. One of the first things she wants to do is tell her family, as well as a couple of her other friends, the exciting news.

It should be a piece of cake, but there are just two small problems: the fact that Twilight's family aren't even aware of her relationship with the human, and the fact that a certain Princess of the Night hasn't met him yet.

How will Twilight Velvet and Night Light react to the sudden and shocking news that their precious daughter not only has a boyfriend they didn't know about, but that she is also engaged to him? What will Shining Armour make of his soon-to-be brother-in-law? But most important of all — how will Luna react?

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Rated Teen for sexual references.

This was originally Part 2.5 of the Geoverse series. But during the rewrite of To Friend Is Human, I added in meetings with Twilight's family and Luna — making this story obsolete.

But rather than delete it, I simply decided to rebrand it as part of the Alternate Geoverse.

Enjoy!

This story is a sequel to Top Of The Charts

Released from jail for a crime he did not commit, Anonymous has returned to Ponyville to resume his life in Equestria. While some ponies - such as Vinyl Scratch and Octavia - are pleased to see him, there are many more who don't appreciate him being back amongst them.

Now Anon must try to adjust to an Equestria which has changed a lot during his absence, while trying to regain the trust of the locals. Solving the mystery surrounding the disappearance of several townsponies seems like a good place to start, even if it does mean stooping to levels he never thought possible...

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Comments contain spoilers.

Diamond Dogs are tagged, but they're not the same ones we've seen in the show.

Cover art drawn by Thy and coloured by an Anon, both of whom I found on /mlp/.

Anon thinks in this colour.
Anon's Brain thinks in this colour.

During an experiment, Twilight manages to bring a bottle containing a mysterious orange liquid into Equestria. Her curiosity gets the better of her and she decides to taste it, purely in the interests of science.

She soon finds that the pony body isn't designed to handle the awesomeness that is Irn Bru, at least not without some rather odd side effects. Side effects that her unfortunate assisstant will now have to put up with...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Comments may contain spoilers.

Inspired by a conversation I had on TeamSpeak with the awesome Sweet Tale (AKA Greatodyer).

I regret nothing.

Available as a book!

It is a fact that horses have served mankind for thousands of years, in times of war and in times of peace. Your horse – a chestnut mare named Zayna – helps you to earn your primary source of income, in the form of a riding school.

But then, a freak occurrence dumps you both in a strange new land populated by talking ponies. At first, they are a bit hostile due to a misunderstanding — but that's nothing when you realise it's not just ponies who can talk here.

As it turns out, horses can as well.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Featured on Equestria Daily.

This is NOT an Anonymous in Equestria story.

First two chapters edited by Shin Guyviroth.

Special thanks to Shachza and Alticron for their assistance.

Rated Teen for suggestive themes.