STORY #9
The Fresh Princes(ses) Of Equestria
John and Geo stood in the latter's office in the Canterlot palace, staring each other down.
"Go on," John said, "try it."
Geo rolled his eyes and sighed before doing as he requested.
"In north-eastern Scotland, born and raised. On the sidelines was where I spent most of my days."
"... seriously, Geo," John groaned, "is that the best you've got?"
"Okay then, smart-arse," Geo replied, "you try it."
John grinned and took a deep breath.
"In south-western England, born and raised. Picking on my brother is how I spent most of my days."
Geo applauded sarcastically before Twilight Sparkle suddenly appeared out of nowhere, startling them both.
"In western Canterlot, born and raised. In the library was where I spent most of my days."
John and Geo looked at each other just as Luna appeared, also from some unknown place.
"In medieval Equestria, born and raised. Trapped inside the Moon was where I spent most of my days."
"Oh crap," John said, "we were singing, and now everypony wants to try it! Curse this stupid song magic!"
Just then, Discord appeared.
In ancient Equestria, born and raised. Trapped inside stone was where I spent most of my days."
Rainbow Dash flew in through the window.
"In cloudy Cloudsdale, born and raised. On the race track was where I spent most of my days."
Celestia teleported in.
"In Central Canterlot, born and raised. On the throne my ass sat for most of my days."
Zecora walked in through the open door.
"In Zebrica, born and raised. In the Everfree Forest is where I spend most of my days."
Rarity soon followed. John and I huddled together, fearful of what we had started.
"In the North of Manehatten, born and raised. Searching for gems is where I spent most of my days."
Spike rushed in and jumped onto Rarity's back.
"In Canterlot Palace born and raised. Being a fax machine is how I spend most of my days."
Big Mac was the next pony to enter the arena.
"In the family barn, born and raised. Saying "Eeyup" is how I spend most of my days."
Just then, the shadowy visage of King Sombra appeared.
"In some place, born and raised. In the Crystal Empire is where I spend most of my days."
The room was suddenly deserted as everyone ran out screaming. Sombra looked around and blinked.
"Huh," he muttered, "I guess I won the battle."
He faded away, his laughter echoing and fading into silence.