A Collection Of Geodesic One-Shots

by GeodesicDragon

[R C 1P BL GR NC] The Truth Will Out

STORY #19

The Truth Will Out

Inspired by Greatodyer (again)

"I have summoned you here for a very important reason, Flash Sentry," I said quietly. "I know you and I don't quite get along, but I feel that the time has come for you to finally learn why I act the way I do around you."

Flash Sentry cocked his head at me expectantly and cleared his throat. "Uhh, okay," he replied. "I always wondered why you were a bit of a dick towards me... your Highness. I thought it was because I hit on Twilight, but I swear I didn't know she was married."

"It's not that," I replied, a sigh escaping me. "Just... be silent and let me speak. Once I'm finished, you may talk." Flash nodded at me and I began pacing around the room. "When I caught you flirting with my wife I will admit that I was outraged. But, over time, I began to admire your courage in talking to her in the first place. After all, how many stallions can claim that they walked up to a Princess and started dishing out their best chat-up lines?"

Flash grinned at me, a gesture I returned as I resumed talking. "To my considerable worry, this admiration grew into something much deeper. I was afraid of what everypony might think if I admitted my feelings, but now I realise that I just don't give a fuck."

Flash's grin faltered and his jaw hung open slightly. He didn't say anything but instead walked over to me, his eyes wide with a sudden sense of realisation. I watched him approach, his steps slow and unsteady, before he suddenly reared up onto his hind legs and put his forehooves on my shoulders.

"I..." he let out a sigh. "I only hit on Twilight for one reason, and one reason only... you. I have waited so long for this moment — to hear you say those words and finally tell you how I really feel."

Without so much as a warning he leaned in closer, bringing his lips into contact with mine. I stood frozen to the spot, unsure of how to react, as the pegasus continued to kiss me tenderly.

My mind eventually caught up with the situation and I pushed Flash off me, sending him sprawling onto the floor. I glared at him fiercely, the expression on my face causing him to whimper and flatten his ears against his head.

"I don't know what made you think I like you like that," I said. "I don't have a problem with anypony who 'swings that way', as it were, but I do when they try and get it on with me."

"But you said you brought me here to 'tell me how you really felt'!" Flash shouted. "I thought for sure that meant you lo—"

"Loved you?" I laughed. "No, I don't. I think that 'loathe' would be a better word. You may think that I dislike you because of what you said to Twilight, which is partly true. The real reason, however, is the fact that I see you as a pointless excuse of a stallion. Where did you come from? Why are you even here? And, more to the point, do you even have a future? You are, without a doubt, one of the most pathetic ponies I have ever had the misfortune of meeting, and your little stunt here proves that."

Flash didn't respond, choosing instead to scramble to his hooves and bolt out of the room as quickly as he could, tears trailing behind him. As he slammed the door I groaned — while bellowing laughter filled the room. Walking over to the throne I smacked the one making the noise on the head which made them get up and glare at me, the occasional snicker escaping their lips.

"All right, John," I snapped, taking a bit pouch and thrusting it into his hands. "I lost the bet. Now take your money and fuck off."

Author's Note:

What's this, greatodyer inspired yet another chapter? Seriously, the guy must be my Muse.

Anyway, this is the first M/M thing I've ever written. Followers of the Geoverse might be pleased (or even dismayed) to learn that it is one hundred percent non-canon.

Comments

[TheNextGamer]

What.

[Crimson Star]

3541603

I second this motion. Dafuq did I just read?

[Valhuir]

Been meaning to ask... why "geodesic" one-shots?

[GeodesicDragon]

3542317

*points at username*

3542045
3541603

That's exactly what I thought, except with 'write' in place of 'read'.

[Valhuir]

3542400 Durr, I must be blind. And even so, I keep picturing your stories being a geometrically balanced dome...

[GeodesicDragon]

3542493

I had no idea 'Geodesic' was a math term until several years after I took the name.