STORY #1
Vetnern Made Me Write This
You stand proudly, gently swaying in the breeze in the air.
Today was just another day and once again it would seem that the townsponies just can't get enough of you. Mares and stallions alike have their hooves all other your slim frame.
But you don't mind the attention. In fact, you relished the touch of these ordinary ponies.
Well, the earth ponies and pegasi at least. The unicorns simply used their magic. But you could still feel it. And it felt good.
A small buzzing sound fills the air, attracting the attention of the townsponies. They look to each other fearfully. They know that sound. And so do you.
... it's them. The three fillies who have caused you so much pain in the past. They call themselves the 'Cutie Mark Crusaders', but you know them as the Harbingers Of Doom.
And they're heading your way.
You try to flee but find to your dismay that you cannot move. The scooter approaches, the little orange pegasus flapping her tiny wings for all she is worth while her two friends cling on for dear life. She sees you and her eyes widen in horror.
She has realised all too late that she is going too fast. She jams a hoof into the ground to act as a brake, which it does — if only for a moment. The scooter stops, but the three fillies have more than enough momentum saved up to fly forwards.
CRASH!
The three ponies collide with you at a very high rate of speed, sending you onto the floor in a heap. A surprised gasp is heard, followed by frantic hoofsteps on the stairs as a lavender unicorn makes her way into the room.
"What in Equestria happened here?" she screams.
She catches sight of you lying on the floor and gasps. She turns towards the Crusaders and snorts angrily.
"This is the third time this week this has happened!" she says, "Don't think I'm going to let you get away with it this time!"
She produces a dustpan and brush and passes them over to the three fillies. The earth pony, Apple Bloom, takes them.
"Clean up this mess." Twilight snaps as she leaves the room, but not before casting a sad glance back towards you.
Apple Bloom waits until Twilight leaves and groans. She trots over to where you lie and frowns. To add insult to injury she kicks out at you with a hoof before speaking, her words dripping with venom.
"You dumb door," she hissed, "we wouldn't have been in this mess if ya had been open!"