A Collection Of Geodesic One-Shots

by GeodesicDragon

[C Rnd] It's Not What You Think

Twilight looked at the sign in front of her, her eyebrows narrowing while she contemplated what was written on it in large red letters.

MINE FIELD

The paint still dripping onto the dirt path below told her that the object had only recently been placed, which made her think that, perhaps, something could be done to address the problem. She ruffled her wings and hurried up the path to a shack in the middle of an area bustling with crops, then knocked on the door.

A stallion soon answered, his confusion turning to shock when he took stock of his visitor. "Princess Twilight?" he asked, to which she nodded. "What brings you to my humble little farm?"

Twilight pointed down the path. "Is that your sign?" she asked.

"Sure is." the stallion replied. "Wanted to keep folks off my land, so I made a sign to warn them against trespassing." He scratched his head. "I didn't realise that warranted a royal response."

Twilight shook her head. "You are well within your rights to keep anycreature from trespassing," she said. "I just wanted to tell you that it is 'MY FIELD,' not 'MINE FIELD.' And, while I'm at it, this isn't even a field; it's more of an allotment. Okay?"

The stallion simply nodded in response, at which Twilight flashed him a smile, turned around, and walked away.

Author's Note:

My brain sure does come up with some nonsense.