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I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety.


This is just a collection of things I wrote which are either too short to make into a proper story, or ideas I started and then abandoned for various reasons.

Warning: Contains 100% Randomness and 0% Sense.


Each chapter has some tags in it to denote what the story is about. The tags are separated with spaces.

1P: 1st Person | 2P: 2nd Person | C: Comedy | S: Sad
GR: Geoverse Related | R: Romance | H: Human | OC: Original/Own Characters
OM: Overused Meme | FT: Filly Twilight | WIE: Warcraft In Equestria | BL: Bad Language
V: Violence | NC: Non-Canon* | A: Abandoned** | ST: Suggestive Themes
D: Dark | SoL: Slice of Life | Rnd: Random | X: Crossover | UKoE: UK of Equestria***

* Only used for stories which have the GR tag.
** The chapter was going to be a separate one-shot, but was scrapped for reasons specified in the Author's Notes.
*** The chapter was inspired by one or more users of the UK of Equestria TeamSpeak.

Each 'volume' of stories will be published as a PDF document, which can be downloaded from my website. Each volume has 15 stories in it.

Chapters (41)
Comments ( 105 )

not bad, though you could proberly add a mission, and make it a little less cheesy, might even make a decent story...

2266411 But it's supposed to be chessy, I'm assuming. Geo tends to write cheesy stuff. :rainbowlaugh:

2266529 I think it's either too cheesy, or not quite cheesy enough. have a invisible wagon, or thousands of mares plus his Secretary swooning over him. granted this never took off properly, but still, this could have been so much funnier, or cooler then it is. a wasted opportunity if you ask me...

This was pure fucking genius. Seriously, Geo, I WUV WOO SO MUCH! :heart:


The 'Random' tag is there for a reason, ya know. :rainbowlaugh:

2278544 i was more refering to the fact, that is just read a story about Fluttershy trying to hang herself.... WHY :raritydespair:


Ask Vetnern. He wrote it.

It's only in this collection because Geo is in it.

these feels :raritycry: nopony like her should do something like that......:raritydespair:



Summer Breeze for the win!

Wuv woo, Geo!

It's like they say: "suppression is a motherf***ing prison".

Pffff... Ah hahahahahahahahahahaha! :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by theunknownbro deleted Mar 27th, 2013
Comment posted by Vetnern deleted Apr 8th, 2013

He knew where this was going, but the pleading look in his sister's sparkling eyes made his heart melt and his pancreas cry out in despair.

Must... resist... Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei joke...

Harmonize the suicidal tendencies out of her. Magical friendship beams fix everything.

This SERIOULY needs more attention from everyone......... It's just so PUNTASTIC! (Even though there is only one....)

that was just....i don't even....ok. It was good i will admit but....how do you come up with this genius?!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:





:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:


"In Canterlot Palace born and raised. Being a fax machine is how I spend most of my days."

Been reading Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student, have we? :trollestia:


It wasn't me who came up with that one, but I assume that's where the term 'fax machine' came from.

Also, I love that story! :rainbowlaugh:


I thought the widely-accepted canon was that she was born in Manehatten, but her family moved to Ponyville when she was a filly?

Ah my childhood, I miss Fresh Prince

Well,good job Celly, you forgot to marry.

Okay, I think I'm going to try my hand at one of these:

Deep in the heart of Texas, born and raised.
Telling folks to turn it off and on again is how I spend most of my days.

......This makes too much sense......

Hmm, seems logical... too logical


That's what I thought once I'd finished writing it. :rainbowlaugh:

2755551 I'm not complaining. It's good. But still.....I guess that was the purpose behind these shorts anyways.:derpytongue2:

I should try this one day, brilliant one-shot. :pinkiehappy:


Watch the video in the Author's Note and you'll see.

The lights in the library are suddenly turned on, rendering you blind for the briefest of moments. When you regain your sight you look up to find yourself staring at a very angry Prince.

The lights in the library are suddenly turned on, rendering you blind for the briefest of moments. When you regain your sight you look up to find yourself staring at a very angry Prince.

Someone notify the Department of Redundancy Department! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

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