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The rumors of C2's return are largely exaggerated. Also known as: Thatbuttwhowasgoneforayear

The following boxes are full of stories I like, organized by genre. Enjoy!

Some Adventure Stuff

  • Through the Well of Pirene [Now EQD Featured!] A young girl must travel to Equestria to rescue her kid sister from the clutches of a terrible magician. by Ether Echoes 369,088 words · 19,252 views · 1,316 likes · 76 dislikes
  • The End of Ponies A lone pony of a Wasteland future Equestria finds a way to visit her dead friends in the past. by shortskirtsandexplosions 527,556 words · 28,181 views · 1,896 likes · 63 dislikes
  • Guilt and Hate Sequel to Envy and Arrogance. by Mindblower 151,660 words · 3,424 views · 193 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Harmony Theory Rainbow Dash awakens in a strange land and must discover why, and how to return home. by Sharaloth 544,462 words · 14,065 views · 1,325 likes · 37 dislikes
  • It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door When an accident leaves Twilight Sparkle seriously ill, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity must undertake a perilous journey to find her a cure. What adventures await them beyond Equestria's borders? by Jetfire2012 146,525 words · 8,982 views · 1,577 likes · 43 dislikes

Some Sad Stuff

  • Background Pony "My name's Lyra Heartstrings, but you won't remember anything. Listen to my symphony, for it by shortskirtsandexplosions 432,377 words · 81,669 views · 5,935 likes · 215 dislikes
  • The Youth in the Garden The youth fought for the Union. Fluttershy tended to her garden. The two met somewhere between. by The Descendant 18,241 words · 7,885 views · 625 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Two Ponies Smudge loved well, and loved deeply -- perhaps too deeply for those ponies he left behind. by TwilightSnarkle 12,067 words · 626 views · 90 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Shine Why was this filly, this Rainbow Dash, wasting her Celestia-given gifts? Would the letters tell me? by The Descendant 8,113 words · 15,642 views · 970 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Simply Rarity What does it mean for a pony who has everything to be generous? by Somber 8,846 words · 7,224 views · 1,144 likes · 26 dislikes

Some Dark Stuff

  • Good Intentions Something evil lurks in the Everfree, and unless Twilight can stop it, Ponyville is in real trouble by Just Horsing Around 94,912 words · 1,712 views · 91 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Unfinished Twilight Sparkle and Dusk Shine confront a horrible secret about their worlds by redsquirrel456 111,841 words · 10,602 views · 540 likes · 15 dislikes
  • A Still More Glorious Dawn Awaits Luna's back from exile, and she's not Nightmare Moon. by CDRW 73,291 words · 8,891 views · 400 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Anno Domini Ash to ash, dust to dust. by chrumsum 8,893 words · 18,255 views · 1,242 likes · 52 dislikes

Some Slice of Life Stuff

  • Tangled Up in Blues Blues tells of the big heartbreaks and little joys of his life, and how a bluespony made it happen. by The Descendant 38,725 words · 2,585 views · 206 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Macintosh Big Macintosh seems like a simple pony who doesn't say much, but there's much more to him. by TotalOverflow 91,767 words · 2,155 views · 190 likes · 5 dislikes
  • My Little Alicorn A magical prank backfires, leaving Celestia stuck as a filly and Luna having to take her place. by InsertAuthorHere 179,845 words · 33,056 views · 2,872 likes · 56 dislikes
  • Wild, Sweet & Cool Rainbow Dash wants to add strength training to her regimen by having Twilight Sparkle ride her. by Kwakerjak 34,747 words · 17,670 views · 1,747 likes · 30 dislikes
  • Whisper Sun, Silent Moon A young Celestia and Luna learn to master their new power. by redsquirrel456 13,854 words · 6,952 views · 242 likes · 3 dislikes

Some Funny Stuff

  • Certain Advantages When Dash makes Spike bet on this year's Sisterhooves Social, she's sure she can't lose... right? by The Descendant 12,054 words · 20,910 views · 2,052 likes · 30 dislikes
  • Dude, We're Ponies! Two nerds wake up one day and find themselves in Ponyville. Hilarity Ensues. by Kayeka 36,621 words · 11,775 views · 920 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Fluttershy's Bad "Hare" Day Fluttershy turns into a rabbit by Pegasus Rescue Brigade 58,950 words · 17,615 views · 1,352 likes · 22 dislikes
  • A Simpler Time Two friends realize their friendship goes back farther than either of them ever realized. by DJLowrider 4,130 words · 33,366 views · 2,803 likes · 40 dislikes

Some Alternate Universe Stuff

  • The Three Sisters: Extended Family A pony has arrived in Ponyville looking for her 'auntie Purity'. by Wanderer D 28,565 words · 25,043 views · 2,839 likes · 41 dislikes
  • Rainbooms and Royalty Alternate Universe: Filly Rainbow Dash has just performed her Sonic Rainboom when she gets a visitor by Trinary 106,195 words · 19,723 views · 1,940 likes · 52 dislikes
  • To Make Old Friends In an alternate Equestria, Fluttershy tries to find her friends by Incidental Pegasus No. 5 35,622 words · 5,245 views · 429 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Never a Rainbow In this version of history, Rainbow Dash never existed. by NorsePony 2,001 words · 3,738 views · 345 likes · 6 dislikes
  • World of Chaos What if the Elements didn't defeat Discord, and instead, the mane six are sent far from home? by ugugg93 245,352 words · 4,463 views · 244 likes · 13 dislikes

One Romance Thing

  • A Sweet Taste of Cake As they make a gingerbread house the Cakes reflect on their struggles, their lives, and their love. by The Descendant 108,789 words · 4,533 views · 368 likes · 6 dislikes

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#696 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2441168

Man, someone's excited :pinkiegasp:

#695 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

*Logs on fimfiction*

*Boredly scrolling through stuff*

*See's Csquared08 OFFLINE for 4h, 24m*

*Breathes in calmly*

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Now that i'm better. How's life been treating.

P.S. welcome back.:rainbowkiss:

#694 · 6w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2427932

And let's face it. The closest thing Pokémon has to a helicoprion is either Relicanth or Sharpedo.

Almost certainly correct.

#693 · 6w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2427874

Yup. I couldn't name him Twilight or Dusk Shine, because that was too obvious. And I couldn't name him Sunset (I almost did, but then I looked at the gender and realized, "Oh shit, Sunset Shimmer is a male. You'd think I would've learned to check the gender before naming a Pokémon, especially after naming a female Kricketot 'Jiminy,' but alas.) And then I saw your avatar and had a eureka moment.

And let's face it. The closest thing Pokémon has to a helicoprion is either Relicanth or Sharpedo.

#691 · 6w, 6d ago · · ·

Oh right, I almost forgot. I got Pokémon Platinum last year as a birthday gift (for some reason), so I decided to make a Nuzlocke run out of it. I named a Ponyta/Rapidash after you. Hope you don't mind.

#690 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2426912

You clearly weren't here, and based on that last comment I can only assume you spent the last year on a perpetual acid trip. Sounds cool. :eeyup:

#689 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2426910

Here, there, and everywhere.

#688 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·

Where the fuck have you been? Mantles finished while you were gone. And other shit happened, I assume.

#687 · 8w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2423530

That's a questionable conclusion :rainbowwild:

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Things I've read recently that I really enjoyed

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    "Have you seen a butterfly around here?" I asked Derpy one day. Next thing I don't even know, we're saving Equestria from the fairies in Fluttershy's chicken coop!  · adcoon
    14,839 words · 2,190 views  ·  146  ·  2
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