I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

DeWitt Ent. is bae. Also Rust. Also Dropbear. Actually too many to list.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I'm actually a super-intelligent dog wearing glasses.

Don't waste time on reading this, you got stories to explore.

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

I'm drunk.

No longer relevant.

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

Student, means study, but sometimes I like to just think, and to dream, and that is what I do

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Nuts.

I am an freelance artist and writer. I love MLP:FIM and enjoy reading some of the stories other Bronies write.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

Just an amateurish writer. I welcome constructive feedback. Leave some likes and dislikes(with good reason of course). Thanks!

I will follow you all

You can't kill whats already dead, that isn't practical! - Ignant

24, Canadian. Avatar drawn by the amazing Mix-up.

Something-something horse narrations.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I just write for fun. Don't take things too seriously.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.