Between work, a death in the family, my general laziness, and lack of an ability to access this account from other devices, I have severely neglected finishing my story. This is unacceptable. I mean to finish it if it's the last thing I do. So, yeah. I'm back.

Is it just me, or is anyone else a little weirded out by this? There's a reason we don't have

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Yesterday I found a small kitten. I waited around for several hours to see if its mother returned but she did not. I couldn't just leave it there crying and squeaking like it was, so i brought it home with me. It appears to be only a few days old. It is a tabby with a white belly and socks. I'm just not sure what to call it yet. (not even sure if it's male or female yet.)
(only pic I have at the moment.)

My friend and I are way too easily amused. We found a rubber frog and a drill at the assembler's work bench yesterday, and decided to see what would happen when we combined the two. I just wish I'd recorded the first time he did it. He held it too close and it slapped him in the face a few times.

(that's Hearse Boy holding the drill, I'm holding the phone.)

Because I haven't had my fill of WTF today. (Aside from suicidal filing cabinets, lazy co-workers, and shop lifters going up trees, that is.)

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' hoes call me Pinkie Pie (Hello!)
And I be here ta say (How tha fuck ya doin'?)
I be gonna make you smile
And I will brighten up yo' day
It don't matter now (Whatz good?)
If yo ass is fucked up or blue (Howdy!)
Cuz cheerin up mah playas
Is just what tha fuck Pinkiez here ta do!
Cuz I gots a straight-up boner fo' ta make you smile, smile, smile!
Yes I do!
It fills mah ass wit sunshine all tha while!
Yes it do!

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For me it was Apr, 30, ox. This is the first one with the Chinese zodiac I've seen.

These are only the first two chapters. It's going to get stranger from here on in. Also expect updates sporadically at best. My connection has a bad habit of randomly kicking me off near the end of the month.

I just got a call for an interview on Monday. I've been trying for this job for a year. I've spoken with the manager and according to him, I pretty much have the job already.

Tara Strong is best human/pony/zombie-killing cheerleader.
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