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You can't kill whats already dead, that isn't practical! - Ignant

Aug
8th
2015

Ned Sto · 9:03am Aug 8th, 2015

Eh nevermind. I'm high, it's a bad idea. I'm also lazy. Also, dehydrated. Goodnight, sweet prince.

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Wildly Innapropriate Jokes (WARNING: These are wildly innapropriate)

Dead Baby Jokes (WARNING: Dead Babies ahead)

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One root beer and two scoops of dead baby

Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see its expression!

Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender face first?
A: So you can watch its toes curl!

Q: Why did you put a baby in a blender?
A: For the chips of course!

Misogynist Jokes (WARNING: these are demeaning to women)

Q: Why are some hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they COME they are WET and WILD, and when they leave, they take your possesions with them.

Q: What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes?
A: Nothing. You told her twice already. BAZZING!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can't change anything

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can't change anything:rainbowlaugh:

Even though I consider women equal to us men.... :rainbowlaugh: Those jokes are the bomb!

Thanks, mate.

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