A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Not a changeling.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

Just an amateur writer trying to give ponies a good story. Oh, and I fap to horses :P

I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.

I write e-lit. Some of it involves ponies.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Occasionally I write horsey things.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

There once was a mare from Nantucket...

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

You ever wonder why we're here?

Poor by Overflow

My name is Eureka and I'm a young unicorn mare from Vanhoover. (The town of Vanhoover, not to be confused with Vanhoover B.C.) My cutie mark is a key and I'm very talented at figuring things out.

http://doctordapples.deviantart.com

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

I'm sorry to all of you.

My love of MLP has been invaded by my love of futanari! Be warned. As with many of my stories, it features a character suddenly growing a penis. In my stories, futa do not always take NO for an answer

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

Finding the storm clouds in every silver lining. Discord: https://discord.gg/JzTPmGSUGy