Rip n' Stitch, a notorious serial killer terrorizing America has just been caught by the FBI. However, when bringing him in, he slipped out of his cuffs and ran deep into the bureau. He tried to hide in a room that was supposed to be locked and fell through a portal that was supposed to be sealed.

Now a team of three has been assembled to go after the killer. This has happened twice before in the past and an alien world full of peace and happiness is in danger.
Eureka; a criminal profiler, Hawkeye; an FBI agent, and Vortex; an ex-marine must travel to this world incognito and stop Rip n' Stich before he harms any of the natives. They must blend in and apprehend him undetected.

But their biggest obstacle may be giving up their hands for hooves.

Sweet Apple Acres undergoes a mandatory surprise health Inspection.

And fails.

The orchard is now closed for business until Applejack and her family can get everything up to code. However, Applejack begins to lose it, since she is not allowed to buck any trees. Then after doing the math, Big Mac frets over just how many bits the apple family is losing every day the farm is closed.

Devouring any and every sugary treat in sight was one thing. Constantly breaking the fourth wall and all the zany antics that go with it was...tolerable. But, THIS is another matter all together. Pinkie has gotten herself into something dangerous and if her friends don't do something to stop her, things will get entirely out of hoof. All they have to do is show her how much she's hurting herself and her friends, show her they are doing this purely out of love.

Interventions always work, right?

*Inspired by the episode Testing, Testing, 1 2 3*

In a very different Equestria, Twilight Sparkle and Trixie Lulamoon are the magically conceived daughters of Celestia and Luna. The sisters have raised them to someday take their place, but left it up to them who would be the new princess of the sun and moon. On the day of coronation, both Trixie and Twilight say they wish to follow in Celestia's footsteps and one day raise the sun. Thus beginning an amusing rivalry between the two for the spot, while the royal guards grab the popcorn.

Maybe...neither of them should take the throne.

(This story takes place in a world where Luna never became Nightmare Moon, therefore there is no Summer Sun Celebration, therefore Twilight has not met her friends in the same way as in the show. But, she will still meet them. And so will Trixie.)

***This story is going to be completely re-done. I had this idea for the plot, but I wrote it too quickly. So I will be taking these chapters down and re-doing them. Upon writing the next chapter and re-reading what I had written, I noticed a lot of plot holes and most of what I had written was contrived. I PROMISE I CAN DO BETER! My original plot idea is really good! (Or at least I thought so.) But, getting started and building up to it is the hard part. Let me fix it! As soon as the last two chapters of my other story, Everypony LOVES Rainbow are posted, I'll get right to work on this one. Also, just as a side note, the humor in both of my comedy stories is very dry. A lot of people have a hard time understanding sarcasm and dry humor, especially in written form. I'm partial to this form of humor as my family is from England, so I grew up watching a lot of English comedies, and they are quite partial to that type of humor. So, I'll stop rambling now, read Everypony LOVES Rainbow, if you haven't already, (if you aren't offended by a story that is essentially about a rape victim falling in love.) and be prepared for the NEW and IMPROVED version of Simply Said...Coming soon!!***

When Applejack questions her sexuality after being so turned off by the attention Trenderhoof was giving her, Rainbow Dash flies in at just the right moment. Perhaps she can help Applejack sort out her questions.

Everything seems to be going exceptionally well, better than expected until... what's that, who's there??

Set slightly in the future, Rainbow Dash is found dead quite mysteriously. After Trixie unexpectedly shows up on the day of the memorial, looking for forgiveness, the remaining five ponies are acting stranger and stranger. Thanks to a gift, Pinkie Pie is saved from the darkness that's taken each pony's element right out of them! Now, unable to laugh or smile, she must join Trixie and a new team of ponies to create the elements of victory to not only save her friends, but prevent Equestria from falling under the hooves of the bringers of Imbalance, the six ponies that embody the opposite of harmony.

Pinkie Protagonist.
Pixie.
AppleDash.
Scootiara.
Battle of Good Vs. Evil.
CMC as adults.