What a beautiful Sunset.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Does this look infected to you?

Ahoy~!

Hello, just any random brony doing fanfics here. Note that I prefer background and original ponies over the Mane 6 (I'm so weird that way).

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

I just write for fun. Don't take things too seriously.

I'll slay you with cuteness!

Done.

irresistible

I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.

I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!

Sipping iced coffee, penning pony tales, and spreading love—embracing the sweetness of existence, one adventure at a time! (CLOSED) Kofi! Commissions!

I am a clopper.

Just your friendly neighborhood Salnalus. Writing stories and pointless blog posts. Feel free to check them out, and stuff.

Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

The sexiest man you've ever met.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Just a writer who lives in a small apartment in New York City.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?